What would you do if...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Drink Irn-Bru.

 

What would you do if you were gay and forced into a marriage with someone of the opposite sex?

[PaladinVargas10]

Wear pink hot pants and a rainbow shirt and say that everything is "FAABULUSS!" (That was kinda....yeah...)

 

What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in Duke Nukem's Titty City, being welcomed by the King himself?

[Bugthing]

Dance. *thump-thump-thump-thump*

 

What would you do if the doing you do wouldn't need whatting?

[Srake]

Ask another question...

 

What would you do if you had an evil twin?

[ISGC]

trick question; I'm the evil twin!

 

what would you do if your entire family was bears?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Be a bear.

 

What would you do if your father was Bear Grylls?

[Srake]

Drink my own piss.

 

What would you do if real life was minecraft?

[Bugthing]

I'd make holes in other people's houses during the night.

 

What would you do if your forum avatar came to life somehow?

[Jek Jek Roo]

be a creeper.

 

What would you do if sss ss sss s ssss?

[Srake]

High five him

Duck and cover

 

Waht would you do if nothing mattered

[alphabetagamma]

Only the important stuff

 

What would you do if a dragon decided to sleep in your kingdom for 100 years covering it with smoke?

[HoboJim]

Weld togetherer a giant freakin box and feed it with ponies.

 

What would you do if the dog was a zombie?

[Jek Jek Roo]

Call him Frankenweenie

 

What would you do if the red sniper was pointing at your head?

[alphabetagamma]

Tell him that pointing is rude.

 

What would you do without me?

[Jek Jek Roo]

Yelling all day: No more ponnies on the forum!!! XD

 

What would you do if you found a tunnel under your bed?

[alphabetagamma]

I'd follow it to the magial land of Equstria.

 

What would you do if the forum got raided by /b/?

[ISGC]

I'd counter troll as best as I can

 

what would you do if it's 106 miles to Chicago, you've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and you're wearing sunglasses?

[Epsilon]

Drive 106 miles to Chicago with the full tank of gas, smoke the half pack of cigarettes, and take off my sunglasses since it's dark.. I'm not the TF2 Sniper.

 

What would you do if Ross Scott denounced alphabetagamma and his ponies?

[alphabetagamma]

I'd call in a 4chan/ponychan strike then sit back and laugh.

 

What would you do if Ross Scott loved ponies?

[Srake]

High five him

 

What would you do if you had BALLS OF STEEL!?!?