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My head would catch on purple fire, and then would spread to rest of my body, and I would explode.

 

What would you do if the Combine invaded?

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honour matters! The silence is your answer." -Javik, Mass Effect 3

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Go to all the hardware stores in town and take all the crowbars to the all the physics professors in town.

 

What would you do if every solid object you touched turned into liquid tungsten?

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Create a liquid tungsten tsunami, obviously.

 

What would you do if My Little Pony featured a new episode where their whole universe is torn asunder by.....a chicken?

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honour matters! The silence is your answer." -Javik, Mass Effect 3

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I'd watch the ponies become best friends with the chicken and live happily ever after. The end.

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COULD ONLY SCREAM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

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TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEN EAT A THROAT LOSENGE!

 

What would you do if your Potato started talking to you, then ate your carrot?

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honour matters! The silence is your answer." -Javik, Mass Effect 3

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I would wonder if it was POtatOES.

 

What would you do if alphabetagamma stopped his insane "MY Little Pony" obsession?

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Wonder if Satan's thermostat was stuck to the "Blizzard" setting.

 

What would you do if your roommate turned out to be a zombie-werewolf-cyborg-superalien. FROM THE FUTURE?

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honour matters! The silence is your answer." -Javik, Mass Effect 3

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I would hit him with a stick I found under my bed

 

What would you do if Machinima realised a new FM episode and you couldn't login on the Accursed Farms Forums to post a one comment?

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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I would bask in the glow of an era foregone. What would you do if you were a guest star in The Muppet Show?

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I'd invest it into houses in Oslo, then live off the rent for the rest of my life. What would you do if you found yourself in Miss Trunchbull's class as a pupil?

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That would be okay. What would you do if you were stranded on a [b]deserted[/b] island?

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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That would be okay too. What would you do if you were stranded on a [b]radioactive[/b] island, somewhere in French Polynesia?

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Get my caps and go buy some Rad-Away and Rad-X.

 

What would you do if you were fighting against Fawkes from Fallout 3, and your only companion was Dogmeat?

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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quit the game and go watch Youtube videos

 

what would you do if you have to choose between a bottle of pepsi or one of coke, taking into account that you can only pick 1, and you cant drink anything else.

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: You just blow that fife

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: the 'if ye know what i mean' aside

Hooper: want to give your men a fast reload? BLOW ME FIRST

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