What would you do if...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Learn how to master this new ability, and become BEE-MAN! DEFENDER OF THE WORL- er... world seems a bit much.... herm... DEFENDER OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD! yeah, that's it.

 

 

if you had the ability to regenerate you health?

[Amadeus]

Make a hobby out of downing a cocktail of various contagions in front of people and then go "See, completely safe".

 

...if you found a gnome wearing a red hat and nothing else in your bedroom closet?

[Woah_G!]

I'd go "huh. I don't own any gnomes... I must have blacked out and got myself a risqué gnome" and I'd put it on display (gnomes aren't real)

 

....if you were diagnosed with cancer?

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

If you had 24 hours left to live?

[Jeb_CC]

Spend the whole 24 hours with my loved one....

 

...if you were a Vampire?

[Binky The Rabbit]

I'd spend my time being like Mitchell from Being Human. A Tee-Total vampire trying to live amongst humans.

 

...if you had two extra arms?

[Zaraki]

I would carry 4 pistols at once.

 

If you could live your whole life over again?

[Scampi]

I would start over again, if I got to keep my current knowledge. If I end up living as long as I plan, then I've really only just started. A fresh start with some new changes could be interesting.

 

What would you do if you owned a 3D printer?

[Woah_G!]

I'd make little blocks of different shapes and colors and clutter up my workspace..Occasionally losing them and stepping on them in the middle of the night like legos.

 

...if the internet ceased to be.

[Binky The Rabbit]

I'd probably be a lot more organised! And would likely get out more.

Wait, I should be sad about this! Sounds like I don't appreciate you guys!

 

...if you had a banana that somehow was also a gun that fires the flesh out of the skin with inexplicable reloading capabilities?

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Put it in the bowl with the other bananas and later accidentaly shoot myself in the head trying to eat it.

 

...if you could be your oppsosite gender for one day?

[Jeb_CC]

Well... I already do what a lot of guys do... (tomboy and all...) I just don't have the physical body parts. Sooo... *whistles*

 

If you had a private jet?

[Binky The Rabbit]

I'd make sure it was VTOL-capable, and never worry about travelling between Newcastle, Glasgow, and Arran.

 

I just don't have the physical body parts. Sooo... *whistles*

 

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...if you had a suit that let you change your relation to gravity with 360 degrees of accuracy on the x, y, and z planes?

[Scampi]

I would gain enough skill in the operation of this suit that I could walk anywhere, and I would just walk on anything in any direction. I would be the unstoppable walking man.

 

... If you were a member of the Black Mesa Science Team?

[BTGBullseye]

Make sure I had a helmet for my Hazard Suit.

 

If it was revealed that anyone could make a mind control device cheap and easy, but you were the only one to find out about it before the information was removed from the internet?

[Binky The Rabbit]

I would make one, then scare Harry Potter fans by 'casting' the Imperius Curse.

 

...if your turkey was a little dry?

[Scampi]

I'd waterboard it.

 

...If 17 cows suddenly teleported into the room in the middle of a date?

[BTGBullseye]

Ignore them. It's not like it never happens anyways.

 

If every roof of every building everywhere was removed?

[Professor Vex]

I'd find my towel quickly, and use it to shield my stuff from the elements.

 

If suddenly out of the blue in spite of all known reasoning, and at the behest the very pillars of known existence: you lost your towel.

[Amadeus]

I'd revert back to the #1 rule and don't panic.

 

If you suddenly found yourself compulsively believing that snow is, in fact, cereal frosting?