What would you do if...

[Obsidian]

Give people splinters in uncomfortable places.

 

If a spider crawled on your foot?

[Collective Foal]

Freak the fuck out (I'm an arachnophobe) and kick a wall.

 

If a mime walked up to you and put you in an invisible box?

[Obsidian]

I'd tip the box on top of him and squish him until he agreed to let me out.

 

If you woke up and found you'd been robbed?

[Collective Foal]

Laugh because I have nothing worth stealing.

 

If you became aware that ghosts were surrounding you right now?

[Obsidian]

I'd call the ghostbusters.

 

If you discovered you went to school/work in only your undergarments?

[Collective Foal]

Wonder why I was wearing underwear and take them off.

 

If you found out your e-friend was a nudist (c wut i did thar?)

[Obsidian]

Probably just go on being friends (I don't think that sort of thing is a big deal)

 

If you were banned for using 'c wut i did thar?'

[Blightmare]

I'd fear for the life-span of the forum that banned me.

 

What would you do if I tracked down where you lived, went there, and gave you a big ninja-bear hug?

[Obsidian]

Wonder what I did to deserve such attention (in a good way)

 

If you could relive any one day of your life?

[Nagisa]

I'd memorize the lottery numbers and go back a week =3

 

If you had a fully functional portal gun that could place both portals, and an experimental new pink portal?

[Obsidian]

I'd use it to travel to far away places, and to occasionally send things to the moon when I was bored...

 

If life gave you lemons, limes, and some soda water?

[Very7684]

Squeeze the lemons and limes, and eat the rinds, and drink it all up like jeffrey dihms XD

 

if you were Gordan Freeman?

[Obsidian]

I'd use a crowbar to deal with the pests in my life... and a gun registered in someone else's name.

 

If you woke up trapped in a waterbed?

[Very7684]

Cut that shit open, and run from Freddy

 

If you were a hired killer

[Obsidian]

Just shoot up everyone and hope my objective got caught in the crossfire (the only way to play an RTS XD)

 

If you were being stalked by a member of the forum?

[Very7684]

as long as its Alyxx, you, or Fluttershy its okay, but anyone else?....lets just say a hole would appear in their head

 

lolz I forgot, If charley Sheen was your brother?

[Obsidian]

I'd smack him and tell him to get a job.

 

If you had to stalk a member of the forum?

[Very7684]

I would stalk them, and then scare the shit out of them

 

If you were a monkey?

[Obsidian]

I'd throw my poo.

 

If a lizard was on your bed?

[Very7684]

cage it and keep it, I love Lizards

 

If you could fly?