What would you do if...

[Very7684]

ask him how it was? I'm kidding thats gross, I would fuck his mom

 

if you were the ruler of the world

[Obsidian]

I'd have a hard time measuring it.

 

If you got an email from your favorite famous person?

[Collective Foal]

Ask Phyllis to marry me and kindly rule over all, doing what I can to make all their lives happy.

[Very7684]

Spam the shit out of them

 

If you could be famous, what would you be famous for?

[Collective Foal]

My amazing triumph over ADD and my incredible piloting.

 

If you could be an animal, whatwould you be?

[Very7684]

I would be a Kitty

 

If you were the fattest person on earth?

[Obsidian]

I'd kill skinny people with my butt.

 

If you owned a restaurant?

[Nagisa]

I'd sell it.

 

If you had £100,000,000?

[Very7684]

Buy a load of tat and become just like Ashens

 

If you could breath underwater?

[Collective Foal]

Find buried treasure!!!

 

If you had fists of steel?

[Obsidian]

Troll security guards at the airport.

 

If you had to eat Kraft dinner every night?

[Nagisa]

Find out what Kraft dinner is.

 

If you had the head of whatever's in obsidian1200's avatar?

[Obsidian]

Hope that I wouldn't start playing a soap opera I catch on the radio waves.

 

If you had to endure the Endless Eight saga?

[Nagisa]

I did, so I'd be doing this. Don't remind me of endless eight again. It gave me PTSD. D:!!

 

If I banned you from accursedfarms for some strange reason?

[Collective Foal]

Cry, slit my wrists, and blow my brains out.

 

If I did the above things?

[Nagisa]

Unban you and laugh at your non-existent ghost.

 

If AF closed tommorow?

[Collective Foal]

Read my last post.

 

If I showed up at your door right now with brownies?

[Nagisa]

Ban you.

 

If you showed up at my door right now with brownies and I told you to go away after stuffing my face?

[Obsidian]

I'd cry "Nagisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

If your favorite show was banned?

[Collective Foal]

Politely leave.

 

If my milkshake friends were the boys in the yard