What would you do if...

[Scorpia]

let's just say the phrase "they all died in an inferno" would be used when mentioning Valve for awhile...

 

if you were a professional hacker?

[BTGBullseye]

Be a little better at making trainers for games than I already am.

 

If sex was something that everyone else all of a sudden thought was a public activity on par with small talk...

[Axeldeath]

Repeatedly facepalm.

 

If BTG was unable to torrent or watch pornography for the rest of his life.

[ProHypster]

Laugh my arse off.

 

If you visit my thread, "Civilization turn based game event"?

[Scorpia]

look at it, judge it, repeat.

 

if you got your dream job for no apparent reason?

[ProHypster]

Satisfaction.

 

Ross Scott apears in front of you, you shake his hand and an alien heads out of his chest aiming for you.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I would wake up quickly.

 

If You won ticket to the moon. ?

[Psychotic Ninja]

I would go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKMS62GrTI.

 

 

If you had 24 hours left to live?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I would go on a homicidal rampage.

 

If you saw Kelly Baily in public?

[Very7684]

Ask for his autograph

 

If you were a Deathclaw?

[Collective Foal]

Google what a Deathclaw is, realize I'm a total badass monster, and rip apart some survivors.

 

If you had one day to do whatever you wanted with no repercussions?

[Very7684]

Rape, Pillage, and Plunder my way to glory XD

 

If you were a yao Guai?

[Obsidian]

I'd pwn some n00bs before they could turn me into meat.

 

If you lived in a glass house?

[Collective Foal]

Surround it in a highly rigid, transparent polymer to protect it from stones.

 

If you lost your virginity to a monkey, and one of you got pregnant?

[Very7684]

Put a bullet in mine and the monkeys skull

 

If you had no money?

[Obsidian]

I'd get a credit card (c wat I did thar?)

 

If you woke up one day and saw controller prompts on your floor?

[Very7684]

Wig the fuck out.....duh

 

If you were ported inside Fallout 3's Deathclaw sanctuary?

[Collective Foal]

Die

 

If you and tye love of your life were left as the only surviving humans?

[Very7684]

Fuck the days away

 

If you were made of rubber?

[Collective Foal]

Have lots of sex (no pregnancy risk, right? )

 

If your best friend slept with your mother.