What would you do if...

[Adam Stryker]

Take the blue pill again.

 

What would you do if you knew what your son/daughter would look like ahead of time?

[alphabetagamma]

Bet someone about what he/she would look like.

 

What would you do if you woke up Ross Scott?

[ISGC]

tell the internets about all the great FM things I have planned and then never go through with any of them

 

what would you do if you were magically transported to the epicenter of a massive battle in the byzantine-ottoman wars?

[Doom Shepherd]

Run away like my ass was on fire.

 

What would you do if your ass was on fire?

[Epsilon]

The thing that almost anyone would do. Panic.

 

What would you do if you met Ross Scott's portrayal of Freeman, and he decided to add you to "the list?"

[ProHypster]

I would reply by saying "Hells YEAH!" then we both disappear in a cloud of logic.

 

What would you do if you grew a tail.

[alphabetagamma]

Become monkey god.

 

What would you do if toys became real and vice-versa?

[Bugthing]

I would drive lego cars to work.

 

What would you do if the rain outside would not stop for several years?

[alphabetagamma]

Think about what a normal Vancouver day it was.

 

What would you do if you were a test subject in the enrichment center?

[Arby]

Science!

 

What would you do if Freeman's Mind became Demoman's Mind?

[Epsilon]

Ahm drunk! Yee don't have an exkeeuce!

 

What would you do if Ross decided to decline G-Man's offer?

[ProHypster]

I would watch Ross die with the monsters in a 0.5 episode.

 

What would you do if your computer blew in your face right now?

[Bugthing]

(@Epsilon: I would be pretty freaked out about G-Man being an actual person.)

 

@ThatSmartGuy: I would feel pain and I would scream.

 

What would you do if you are not the first but the second person to respond to this very post?

[Arby]

edit my post accordingly

 

what would you do if you were Tyler Durden?

[Epsilon]

Wonder who that is.

 

What would you do if I changed my green forum sig of awesomeness (probably nothing to most of you)?

[alphabetagamma]

Make sure that your new sig was PONIES!!!

 

What would you do if ponies?

[Epsilon]

Hate like a hater.

 

What would you do if a psychopath controlled the weather, and decided to start a tornado outbreak of the magnitude of the one during April in every U.S. state?

[Doom Shepherd]

Beat him to death for stealing my Evil Plan.

 

What would you do if Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots attacked?

[Psychotic Ninja]

I use my Psychotic Ninja powers to aid them in taking over the world.

 

 

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started today?

[alphabetagamma]

And we'd all be zombie BFFs

 

What would you do if your computer had a soul?