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I'd inherit the powers from a superhero I invented... He's called Ubermage, and has godlike powers, is invulnerable, and and can attract girls like no other.

 

If everything tasted like the worst thing ever...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Not eat anything.

What would you do if the world was about to end?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Relish the mayhem that everyone else will provide.

 

If partying was impossible...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Not care.

What would you do if you were robbed...

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Wonder how someone could steal nothing.

 

If you had nothing...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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get a job.

what would you do if aliens invaded?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Ask them about government policy changes.

 

If they were hostile aliens...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Grab my shotgun to blast them!

If your hous got hit by an airstrike...

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Probly go get shitloads of money from the government... Short of getting lots of money, I'd get revenge on those that ordered the airstrike. (I can, trust me on that)

 

If air travel had never been invented...

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Slap myself silly, then laugh maniacally.

 

If you had never asked a question in your life...

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I probably wouldn't see myself either.

 

What would you do If you were a pony?

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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kill my self.

what would you do if you were a marine?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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be a sniper, train to be the best one ever, and retire happy.

 

if you woke up next to one of the ugliest chicks you've ever seen while you have a massive hangover, and the only way out involves moving your arm out form under her. you remember her being a light sleeper by the way.

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Move my arm.

What would you do if china invaded?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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I wouldn't do it cause I would ruin it.

what would you do if you were a marine from operation flashpoint red river?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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I would go camping for two weeks in caravan

 

What would you do if you woke up in Croft manor?

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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