What would you do if...

[Scorpia]

grovel to you for stuff to give me.

 

if you woke up half-naked on a table with a note that said "find a doctor" taped to your forehead?

[Pinkie Pie]

Find a doctor.

 

if the world proved god doesn't exist and then immediately afterwards god came and sued the world to testify in a court to prove he's god?

[BTGBullseye]

Wonder why everyone is constantly doing the same thing over and over again.

 

If mage powers all of a sudden became common amongst those of us who play Deus Ex: Human Revolution, but not in anybody else...

[Scorpia]

enjoy mage powers, i'm getting the game today!

 

if my forum/real life rapport was that of an unhelpful pr*ck?

[Pinkie Pie]

You mean it isn't already? XD Seriously I probably couldn't care less. I'd just like you less.

 

If Mickey Mouse was real?

[BTGBullseye]

Continue to ignore him.

 

If each of us from this forum inherited 10 million dollars...

[Pinkie Pie]

Create a thread encouraging everyone to donate some to Ross Scott, but not actually donating anything to him.

 

if Gordon Freeman himself was a mod on here.

[Scorpia]

ask him why he isn't letting Ross put words in his mouth and tell him to get back to work.

 

if you were banned because a dude hacked your profile then used it to post spam in every topic.

[Pinkie Pie]

Get angry and make a new account whilst grumbling to myself.

 

If the Friendship is Magic ponies were real?

[BTGBullseye]

Kill every single one of them after torturing them.

 

If I did ^^^ that...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Back away from you with a nervous smile and twitching eyes.

 

If you were forced to watch Smurfs 3D?

[BTGBullseye]

Sleep through it. I can too, I have plenty of experience making myself sleep with my eyes open, or while I'm running/marching/etc...

 

If the world really was flat...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Hope I don't fall off the edge.

 

If Doom was never made.

[BTGBullseye]

Still play Doom 2 and 3...

 

If church was mandatory for every person on the planet...

[Flyingamerboy]

die of boredom

what would you do if master chief from arby 'n' the chief was real?

[Scorpia]

not really care just point and laugh at him because i'm awesome like that.

 

if flyinggamerboy gained administrative power somehow.

[Blightmare]

I respectfully withhold my answer to that question.

 

If I started singing love songs to you?

[Flyingamerboy]

to BillyLudwick everyone would laugh at him and to the above post i would run away as fast as possible.

[BTGBullseye]

to BillyLudwick everyone would laugh at him and to the above post i would run away as fast as possible.

Since this doesn't continue the game, I'll answer the last question...

 

If I started singing love songs to you?

Ignore it.

 

If you died, but remained as a ghost...

[Lux Arbuckle]

I'd watch movies all over for free and would haunt world leaders.

 

If you were allowed to choose one superhero whose powers you could inherit?