What would you do if...

[superjchamma]

I would send an image macro of Patrick saying 'I LOVE YOU'.

What would you do if horsies were EXPLOSIVE?

[Kirkreng]

Ride ponies

 

What would you do if someone was doing a bad poker face towards you?

[Scorpia]

know they're invariably lying.

 

what would you do if i copied every aspect of your profile except your username?

[Kirkreng]

Do the same to them.

 

What would you do if someone copied every aspect of your profile except your username after your copies every aspect of his/her profile except his/her username?

[Scorpia]

make a new alter identity profile to copy your profile.

 

what would you do if used my 22 rep points on your -rep button?

[Flyingamerboy]

i would be sad.

what would you do if you somehow got 10000 + rep points?

[Blightmare]

Wonder what joker did it. *I don't care about rep points, really*

 

If there was a snake in your boots?

[Flyingamerboy]

stand still and slowly take the boot off.

what would you do if you saw a plane heading directly towards you?

[BTGBullseye]

Wave...

 

If every time you said the word "poop" everyone in the world did?

[Kirkreng]

Go to a speech from the Obama and say poop.

 

What would you do if you had an epic voice narrating your life.

[BTGBullseye]

Lead an epic life.

 

If air was water, and water was air...

[Scorpia]

i'd be a damn fish!

 

if you had the options to eat your best friend's leg, or starve?

[Blightmare]

Leg. Little seasoning outta do the trick.

 

If there was never any mystery, of who shot John F. Kennedy?

[Jek Jek Roo]

I would be interested in politics more than I am now.

 

What would you do if you wake up and see running at you zergling rush?

[Blightmare]

Go running to Jim Raynor to save me.

 

If Jim Raynor hit on you?

[BTGBullseye]

Try to wipe off his lenses so he can see that I'm a guy.

 

If everything always worked out, no matter what anyone did...

[Pinkie Pie]

The world would be fucked.

 

If Rick Astley became the new Justin Bieber?

[BTGBullseye]

Nothing different.

 

If street racing was legal...

[Nagisa]

I would protest.

 

If I (as in me, Jexius) had a time machine...

[BTGBullseye]

Ask you what teams are going to win the World Series and Superbowl, then ask you what the winning lottery number is going to be this week.

 

If I had godlike powers...