What would you do if...

[Flyingamerboy]

die i think?

what would you do if mental from serious Sam invaded with his unstoppable army?

[Blightmare]

Sit back and smoke weed till everything blows over.

 

If you had the ability to send your fist through your screen and out someone else's?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

The -rep button would have no use...

If Epsilon was a pony...

[Blightmare]

Die happy.

 

If you got tentacle raped. O_o

[Flyingamerboy]

uhhh what?

[alphabetagamma]

You'll find out soon enough FGB...

 

I would probably follow the guide on Uncyclopedia

On combating tentacle monsters

Before they touch you on your vagina (your instant weakness point), you can attempt to fight the tentacle monster. When doing so, remember to:

-Always strike a pose: striking poses frightens tentacle monsters and in no way gives them the needed time to grab you and rip off your clothes.

-Always name your attacks: that way, you’ll know what attack you’re using (i.e. Moon Crescent Kiss!). This also in no way gives the tentacle monster foreknowledge regarding how to counter your attack.

-High-kick whenever possible (preferably toward the camera): A properly landed high-kick will slightly injure the massive forty foot monster. The kick should be strong enough to send a tear like thing running down the back of the monster's head.

-Use something sharp as a weapon, such as sword and axe. You can try to cut off those tentacles so you have a greater chance of not getting violated.

-Alternatively use a flamethrower. Fire does massive damage to the slimy outer layer of tentacle monsters.

What would you do if FGB found out what tentacle rape was?

[Scorpia]

chastity belts would replace my underwear.

 

what would you do if you were homeless?

[Flyingamerboy]

Get a job.

What would you do if this was the matrix.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Attempt to give a shit...

If MLP characters existed?

[Blightmare]

Commence fanboyism.

 

If you could play the guitar like a god?

[Kyon]

I would be a ROCK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What would you do if dubstep was the only music on the planet?

[Kirkreng]

I'd be sad for a second and then be happy it isn't rap or country.

 

What would you do if you had to watch the whole Ijustines Portal 2 playthrough at once(if you haven't seen it, its torture in video format).

[Kyon]

Anhero.

 

What would you do if Buddha was your best friend.

[Flyingamerboy]

Be peaceful.

what would yo do if you were teleported to xen?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Jump around like an idiot.

If there was actually an MLP Cupcakes episode?

[Scorpia]

watch it, appear interested, watch it a little bit more. not make any memes about it (<message )

 

what would you do if it turned out that Ross Scott was a complete dick in real life?

[Flyingamerboy]

Give him a chance.

 

What would you do if arby 'n' The chief was real.

[Scorpia]

still not acknowledge their existence.

 

what would you do if you were more popular on this forum than Alyxx?

[Flyingamerboy]

i would do my victory dance!

 

What would you do if the technology from deus ex human revolution was real?

[Scorpia]

there'd be a lotta dead people.

 

what would you do if username was spontaneously fixing your rep?