What would you do if...

[Flyingamerboy]

Do whatever I wanted

 

Serious Sam was real

[BTGBullseye]

Nothing different than I am now.

 

If every song forced everyone within earshot to feel the emotion contained in the song...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Be ruined emotionally.

 

If your best friend drew a face on your penis in your sleep with a permanent marker?

[BTGBullseye]

Wonder how a computer could pull down my shorts, much less draw something that complex.

 

If you had no real life friends...

[Epsilon]

I would be...

 

What would you do if I took over as the leader of the Accursed Farms steam group and scheduled coordinated TF2 when HL2: Episode 3 was released?

[BTGBullseye]

Probly I'd do nothing, since it'd be hard to do anything while decomposing in a box 6 feet underground.

 

If something happened...

[Koach]

nothing.

 

if you find your friend wanking in your PC (happened to me. that fucking twat...)

[BTGBullseye]

Wonder how he could fit inside a laptop.

 

If your computer suddenly had only as much processing power as a calculator...

[Blightmare]

no problems. I have many others to use while it gets fixed.

 

If you were forced to use macs the rest of your life?

[Koach]

find a way to create an OS similar to windows but with a different name. mebby Crappola software...

 

if you find your GF f*cking her school teacher to raise marks.

[BTGBullseye]

Wonder why I had an idiot of that caliber designated as 'girlfriend'... It reflects poorly on my character.

 

If time stood still for you for 1 week...

[Blightmare]

If I were to answer that question, I'd be arrested.

 

if you got arrested for a crime you haven't even committed yet.

[BTGBullseye]

Point at the US Constitution that I keep in my back pocket, then go back to what I was doing at the time.

 

If you were instantly teleported 100 years into the future...

[Blightmare]

laugh at all the people who thought the world would end on 2012.

 

If you were arrested for a crime you haven't even committed yet REGARDLESS of what the constitution says?

[BTGBullseye]

Point at the US Constitution that I keep in my back pocket, then go back to what I was doing at the time. Then if they continued to violate my rights, I'd perform a much worse crime than the one I'm being arrested for.

 

If you could walk through walls...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Walk through walls...

 

 

If you were playing [iNSERT ONLINE MULITPLAYER/CO-OP GAME YOU PLAY A LOT LIKE TF2 OR L4D2] and you/your team was doing great but then bad things started happening and EVERYONE ON YOUR GORRAM TEAM STARTED BLAMING IT ALL ON YOU?

[BTGBullseye]

Threaten to kick all who were blaming it on me off my server...

 

If you could see things that are lightyears away...

[Blightmare]

I can already, so, nothing I guess.

 

if there was no more milk?

[Flyingamerboy]

Drink coca cola

 

What would yo do if there was a nuclear war?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Hide in a fridge.

 

 

If you had a million dollars (besides two chicks at the same time)?