What would you do if...

[Alyxx Thorne]

FM marathon night with doritos and beer.

 

If hentai was inspired by real life?

[BTGBullseye]

Be a god with a harem of boob-adjustable sex slaves, among other things.

 

If I had godlike power...

[Alyxx Thorne]

We'd all be doomed.

 

If Lara Croft was a man.

[alphabetagamma]

Cry as the Tomb Raider series quickly dies.

 

What would you do if you were 5 years old again?

[Brad]

Fix all my past mistakes, watch Barney.

 

What would you do if you could only talk doublespeak?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Talk talk like like this this for for the the rest rest of of my my life life.

 

If bronies ruled the world.

[Brad]

Join em'. It can't be THAT bad.

 

What would you do if your pet was your owner?

[BTGBullseye]

Be owned by nothing. (no pets at this time, apartments are weird that way)

 

If printed word was banned? (e.g. Fahrenheit 451)

[Blightmare]

Continue reading my books online like I normally do. (but like hell they'll ever burn my Starcraft book series.)

 

If all your rep points went into the negatives over night. (or positive if you're BTG or like-minded)

[BTGBullseye]

Scream at the world: "WHY?!"

 

If sonic screwdrivers were real, and you had one...

[Brad]

Fun.

 

What would you do if you were sucked up by a tornado?

[BTGBullseye]

Pretend to be Superman...

 

 

If you had $10,000 US.

[Blightmare]

Build the best gaming rig I can with what's available today.

 

What would you do if all your computers(assuming you have multiple) died at once.

[Brad]

Buy a new computer.

 

What would you do if you woke up in Hell?

[Blightmare]

never rest till you're down here with me for ignoring my question.

 

What would you do if your question go skipped?

[Brad]

never rest till you're down here with me for ignoring my question.

 

I thought I answered it?

 

Make a new question.

 

What would you do if you were Psycho Mantis?

[BTGBullseye]

Since I don't know who/what that is, nothing different.

 

If I could actually understand all these references to things that people with higher IQs never watch...

[Axeldeath]

It's from Metal Gear Solid, y'know the highest rated game on the PS1.

 

What would you do if BTG stopped talking about his high IQ?

[BTGBullseye]

Stop talking about my impressively high IQ that likely is higher than everyone else's on the forum. Obviously...

 

If you had a laptop with a full AI that can do anything in the digital world, but only does what you tell it to...

[that guy]

I would use it to calculate everyone's IQ on this forum.

 

What would you do if you had a genie lamp?