What would you do if...

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I would freeze.

What would you do if the ground was blocky like minecraft?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Wonder why only the ground was blocky, but not anything else.

 

What would you do if I was behind you, knife out ready to backstab you?

[Epsilon]

Do a 360 and score a lucky twitch headshot on you.

 

What would you do if you had to play on a team of F2Ps against Div 1 pros?

[BTGBullseye]

Sit in the spawn and chat with the pros...

 

If you could photoshop real life...

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Expand my television.

If you were falling through portals. (1 in the ceiling, 1 in the floor)

[BTGBullseye]

Yell "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".

 

If there was actually an interesting "what if" question in my post...

[Bjossi]

Answer it.

 

If Irrational Games announced System Shock 3...

[BTGBullseye]

Probly ignore it until I see reviews, and in-game footage longer than 30 seconds.

 

If all others of your gender on the planet were exterminated...

[Blightmare]

Then I may finally have a fucking chance.

 

What would you do if all of the opposite gender exterminated?

[Psychotic Ninja]

I'll have a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- bigger/louder/more destructive than 400 billion Atomic Bombs going off at once.

 

 

What would you do if there was one Klondike bar left in the world?

[Blightmare]

I'd say "tough shit" and go eat something good.

 

What would you do if greasy, oily, fatty, totally bad for your system fast food was all that was left to eat?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I'd eat Burger King for the rest of my life.

And I'd still be a skinny f**k.

 

If Sushi and Pie were all that's left to eat in the world?

[alphabetagamma]

I would colour the pie pink and be happy.

 

What would you do if Gabe Newell was your best friend?

[BTGBullseye]

Get all the games available on Steam for free.

 

 

If you had no friends for the rest of your life...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Get a pet.

 

If video games were banned.

[BTGBullseye]

Do nothing different than I am now.

 

If you could just sit back and drink a beer any time you started getting stressed...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Drink a lot of beer.

 

If Duke Nukem was real?

[that guy]

Ask for he's signature.

 

What would you do if you were on a mission in Iraq?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Follow my mission objectives, of course.

 

If Crystal Pepsi came back for good?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_23r7vYak

 

If Ross Scott stopped posting FM for 3 months, and released the entire rest of the series as a surprise?