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I'd have to post another banned for reason on the ban the person above thread.

 

What if bunnies realized they were fighting on the wrong side and joined the bronies-in-arms?

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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Screw up a space station, and get into a fight with some aliens.

 

What would you do if you woke up 1000 years in the past?

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honour matters! The silence is your answer." -Javik, Mass Effect 3

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I would say: WELL HOOPTY DO-DE-DO. IMMA COWBOY! YEEHAW! And proceed to get shot by some bandits or something of the like. (Or a horse, depends on how annoyed it is.)

 

What would you do if you woke up with a zombie right next to your bed who is ready to EAT YOUR BRAINS?

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I would shrug and continue my quest for the Dark Tower.

 

What would you do if you found yourself continuously watching a week-long live broadcast from a cruise ship?

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I would congratulate myself for finally finding a channel that broadcasts My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for extended periods of time live...Uhh

 

What would you do if you were sucked into your favorite video game?

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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Grab a chainsaw and kill those pesky imps.

 

What would you do if aliens were invading the earth?

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Get Duke Nukem. He'd know what to do about aliens.

 

What would you do if Candlejack

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Spell CandIejack with a capital i instead of a lowercase L, so that he doesn't bother me.

 

What would you do if HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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I would AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNG!

 

What would you do if Arnold Schwarzenegger became official Sob of 2011.

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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I would be not surprised.

 

What would you do if it started to rain fireballs and corrosive acid?

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Get set on fire by a fireball, then killed by the acid.

 

What would you do if CandIejack was a SPAI?

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Gib him.

What would you do if you were the Doom marine and knew about the hell invasion a day before it took place?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Call in Duke Nukem, Master Chief, Gordon Freeman and Samus. Then run like hell (no pun intended)

 

What would you do if cold fusion worked?

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Store beer in a bomb (starcraft ref)

 

What would you do if you woke up looking like Freeman?

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Make sure I know about physics as he does.

 

What would you do if your home country were attaked by zombies?

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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I would sit and stay where I am, because I moved to Norway. :lol:

 

What would you do if you heard a good gossip about me?

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*Did you hear about Bugthing? I heard he...*

Oh hey! How you doing Bugthing?

 

What would you do if I was scout and rainbows made me cry?

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laugh at you.

 

what would you do if you were in this situation:

here are your orders: bla bla bla secret base. bla bla bla pain. bla bla bla nuclear bomb. bla bla bla counting on you. bla bla bla. remember: WIN. good luck.

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: You just blow that fife

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: the 'if ye know what i mean' aside

Hooper: want to give your men a fast reload? BLOW ME FIRST

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