What would you do if...

[Brian234]

id be its best friend

 

what would you do if i asked why you asked that question?

[alphabetagamma]

I'd say because I was bored and think that OS-tan would be cool in real life.

 

What would you do if you had all the future episodes of FM?

[that guy]

PROFIT

 

What would you do if you were abducted by big headed astronauts?

[a clever name]

eat a cheeseburger and ease off the shrooms

 

what would you do if you found out that this is a TRICK QUESTION?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Call bullshit since it's not.

 

What would you do if your male dog gave birth to puppies?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Wonder how I got a male dog all of a sudden.

 

What would you do if a homeless man came running towards you trying to kill you yelling "neeeeeeegh"?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yell "neeeeeegh" back and disarm him with a karate move.

 

What would you do if Bill Clinton was gay?

[Madman]

Carry on with my life.

 

What would you do if ceiling cat watched you masturbate?

[Bugthing]

I would shoot the Internet for being strange.

 

What would you do if you woke up, hung over in Amsterdam without any recollection of how you got there?

[that guy]

Hangover 3

 

What would you do if someone hit you over the head with a calculator?

[Adam Stryker]

Grab a cue ball put it in a sock and bash them over the head with it.

 

What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Ask where my parents got their indesputable proof of the opposite.

 

What would you do if you find out your sister is pregnant, your best friend being the father?

[ProHypster]

Call HQ and get out of the matrix immediately.

 

What would you do if you were a descendant of Stalin?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Ask if my uncle is Hitler.

 

What would you do if you lived in Norway?

[Epsilon]

Dethrone Harald V.

 

What would you do if you had to play Call of Duty: Black Ops on the XBox Live with an entire lobby of prepubescent children who do nothing but scream over their mics, while watching Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, and listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" on repeat for an entire day at gunpoint (Pretend you have two pairs of ears and two pairs of eyes)?

[alphabetagamma]

I'd use my enhanced double senses to disarm the gunman, some things are worse than death.

 

What would you do if you got attacked by 4chan?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Scream: "All my base are belong to you"

 

What would you do if your fridge stopped working?

[Epsilon]

I'd put it in a marathon to make it start running again.

 

What would you do if I used another bad pun?

[that guy]

Give you a link to http://puns.icanhascheezburger.com/

 

What would you do if you lost your iPod?

[Epsilon]

I would wonder how I could lose it. It's either with me in the car, or at my house on the table.

 

What would you do if the redneck in my sig was a crazed gunman, and you met him?