What would you do if...

[BTGBullseye]

Get a gun, and make it a better place for peaceful people.

 

If you wouldn't die from lack of sleep?

[ThePest179]

Get a gun, and make it a better place for peaceful people.

 

That's not specific enough, but eh.

 

If you wouldn't die from lack of sleep?

 

I'd go completely insane trying to keep awake, going down deeper and deeper into my own mind.

 

If you had an apple?

[BTGBullseye]

Sell it for a banana.

 

If everything you ever said detrimental about yourself or others actually came true and happened to you?

[ThePest179]

I'd be dead. I'd also be in incredible pain.

 

If you had a canister of poison gas?

[BTGBullseye]

Hand it to my dad and say "looks like they found a way to can your farts".

 

If you were forced to have the maximum non-lethal dosage of THC for the next 30 years of your life?

[ThePest179]

Have fun?

 

If you were told you were the chosen one (and didn't know what that meant)?

[BTGBullseye]

Ask what it meant, and then make it fun.

 

If you could only get REM sleep at the very edge of death due to lack of REM sleep?

[ThePest179]

I'd feel really bad, attempting desperately to get sleep.

 

If you had $20?

[BTGBullseye]

Buy some food.

 

If you had -$20?

[ThePest179]

Get a job.

 

If you had depleted uranium?

[BTGBullseye]

Sell it for a lot of money.

 

If time ran backwards until you were 2 years old, but you could remember everything, and so could everyone else? (including the time reversal of living everything in reverse, even reverse-birthing for some)

[ThePest179]

Use my knowledge to warn everyone about the Koch brothers, ISIS, Putin, and rectify all of my mistakes.

 

If you had a head mailed to you?

[BTGBullseye]

The response would be different based on what species the head came from, and what condition it was in when I got it. Mainly I'd be concerned with why someone would spend the money to mail a head to me without first telling me what it's for.

 

If pineapples never existed?

[ThePest179]

I'd cry.

 

If your whole life was a lie?

[BTGBullseye]

Be slightly uninterested about it. "Better to have lived an interesting lie, than to not live an uninteresting truth."

 

If headphones from the 80's Walkmans were all the rage?

[ThePest179]

...So?

 

If you found out you killed several people and couldn't remember?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Live a normal life.

 

 

If you found a dropped wallet with $1,000 in it?

[BTGBullseye]

Check and see who it belongs to, and try to return it, money and all. If it doesn't have identification, and I can't readily identify someone who may have dropped it, I'd keep it and use it for food and other necessities.

 

If water everywhere permanently became Gatorade of various flavors?

[ThePest179]

Drink it, later claim it's made out of people.

 

If you lived in Riga, Latvia?

[BTGBullseye]

Move.

 

If you had 1 million US dollars, all of them fake?