What would you do if...

[Seattleite]

Who said I didn't? Or has that only been the last two days...

 

If you couldn't remember a time you weren't dizzy?

[BTGBullseye]

Enjoy it while I can.

 

If someone extracted your most secret and private memories, and posted them all over the internet?

[Seattleite]

Wait for the law to come down on them hard. See, I had sex before I was 18. Waaaaaaaaay before, and did so many, many times. Many of those times are moments I would consider my most private, personal memories. So if somebody extracted those and plastered them all over the internet, I would likely only have to wait as their actions would qualify as child pornography. Just like they would with most people's memories, as most people lost their virginity long before the legal age of majority, or even the legal age of consent. (Kind-of a self-defeating scheme, isn't it?)

 

If you had to sleep outdoors, on bare ground, from here on out?

[BTGBullseye]

Enjoy it. My best night's sleep gets done like that. (except on a rise, with a cover when it gets wet, and with a blanket if it gets cold)

 

 

If every post I made was a limerick, and involved misspelling only one word in every post?

[Seattleite]

I would be most amused. Care to try that for a day?

 

If you had to endure every "what if" you had ever written for this thread?

[ThePest179]

I'm pretty sure that I would be twelve kinds of tortured and be an advisor to Hitler and Kim Jong Un. My life would get very complicated.

 

If you had a bag of marbles?

[BTGBullseye]

Lose it, intentionally. If for no other reason that to be able to legitimately say "I lost my marbles, then someone gave me theirs and I lost them too!"

 

If Star Trek cosplay/roleplay was the national sport of the USA?

[ThePest179]

Well, I'd work on honing Doctor Who cosplay/roleplaying skills instead.

 

(I assume Star Trek is US Football, Star Wars is Soccer, and Doctor Who is Hockey).

 

If you could choose a (negative) national stereotype to be, what would it be?

[BTGBullseye]

Gun-toting redneck... (considered a negative by the vast majority of the world) I essentially am one already, and the vast majority of them appear stupid until you have a problem needs fixed, and they can do almost anything.

 

If you could freeze time, but it only affected clocks?

[ThePest179]

There wouldn't be much of a use for it, then.

 

If you could go into the future?

 

(and when I said "negative national stereotype", I meant the negative stereotype of ANY nation)

[BTGBullseye]

Still not very clear on that question then...

 

OT: I already can... If you mean at a faster rate, there would be lots of other factors to consider, like aging, nutrition, and even wind speeds.

If it was a safe passage instantly to whatever point in the future I wanted, in relatively the same place on Earth, automatically adjusting for any environmental hazards, (like walls being built in the location I would've occupied, or excavated ground from under that would result in lethal falling distance) then I would probly go forward 300 years to see if we have Star Trek tech yet.

 

If the only way to control any computer/electronic device was through using 1 or 2 joysticks, each with one trigger, 1 thumb button, and 1 8-way hat switch?

[ThePest179]

That would suck.

 

If you had to live somewhere other than your home country, where would it be?

[BTGBullseye]

Pluto. You did say 'live' there...

 

If you could choose either to have or not have powers that effectively gave you the ability to mentally reform things on an atomic level all the way up to macro-level, (the size of a small house) but accepting the powers yourself would also grant the same power to every 1 out of 100,000 people on Earth?

[ThePest179]

Pluto.

 

I meant different country. Someone answer the origional question, please.

 

If you could choose either to have or not have powers that effectively gave you the ability to mentally reform things on an atomic level all the way up to macro-level, (the size of a small house) but accepting the powers yourself would also grant the same power to every 1 out of 100,000 people on Earth?

 

That power shall remain forbidden, then. I want to be unique.

[BTGBullseye]

You should be more specific in what you say on this forum if you don't want to be misinterpreted. (there are a lot of people that wouldn't mean just other countries)

 

OT: South Korea. (lots of great tech, great internet speeds at low prices, etc.)

 

If the only way you could get any computer to run was to manually solder some wires into specific patterns (that changed for each computer) with just barely enough solder to do the job, and a soldering iron that always ran too hot? (also, it only applies to you, everyone else can run it normally, but it shuts off and needs the fix every time you try to use a computer)

[ThePest179]

I know not how to perform those actions, so I would not be able to use computers.

 

If you had to live in a country with little or no free speech/thought/press, which would it be?

[BTGBullseye]

Depends on what countries you consider to fall into that category. Clarify what countries you think fit, and I'll pick.

 

If you could raise your IQ by 50 points, but it would mean all others would have theirs raised by 100 points?

[ThePest179]

Take it, I guess.

 

If you had a jug of whiskey?

[Seattleite]

Depends. Is the whiskey good?

 

If you had a chance to see back into some of the stupid shit you did as a teenager?

[ThePest179]

Pass. I already know, and regret alot.

 

If you lived in Palestine (Gaza specifically), were registered as a citizen* there, and couldn't leave?

 

*Israeli settlers don't count.