What would you do if...

[BTGBullseye]

Have a lot of fun yelling at people.

 

If the average IQ was 60 points above your current IQ?

[ThePest179]

Be very sad.

 

If you had conduit* powers (lightning)?

 

*Conduit refers to the "special" people in inFamous.

[BTGBullseye]

Pretend to be a fat and short Thor, and constantly shock things for the fun of it.

 

If you found out that vampires are actually running this country from behind the scenes, and are trying to put the masses into poverty so that when they die, nobody notices?

[ThePest179]

Either lose my mind or try to get the word out.

 

If you had mind control?

[BTGBullseye]

Do this: j1o9ZWqCnKk

 

If I suddenly showed up on your doorstep dragging a corpse?

[ThePest179]

Ignore. Hopefully.

 

If the roles were reversed and the corpse was dragging you?

[BTGBullseye]

Have a nice relaxing trip to wherever it decided to take me. I'm sure at least one destination would be Pizza Hut.

 

If the zombie apocalypse came, and only the people on this forum were immune to zombification?

[ThePest179]

It would be ME! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

Seriously though, a "zombie apocalypse" would actually be quite easy to overcome unless we use the Walking Dead's rules on zombies.

 

If you were charged with a crime you didn't commit?

[BTGBullseye]

Disappear and let the law figure out their mistake.

 

If pizza was the only food anywhere?

[ThePest179]

Eat it.

 

If you were unable to see?

[BTGBullseye]

Hear with my eyes. (synesthesia remember?)

 

If there was no technology more advanced than basic metallurgy? (no steel, iron and bronze are state of the art)

[ThePest179]

Go crazy. I NEED my electronics!

 

If you became addicted to meth?

[Seattleite]

Ask BTG how he deals with it.

 

If you were in congress, and had to either serve the interests of the corporations at the expense of the people (often the expense of their lives) or never serve in congress ever again?

[BTGBullseye]

Leave congress... Is that even a question?

 

If someone managed to kill every government official in the entire world?

[ThePest179]

Watch the massive destruction as the world is leaderless.

 

If you ran the USA?

[BTGBullseye]

Eliminate (not necessarily lethally) all government officials.

 

If blacklight was suddenly the standard instead of white?

[danielsangeo]

Invest in headache medicine companies.

 

...every government official did not exist and Mogadishu was the norm?

[BTGBullseye]

Be one of the main leaders in the area, and definitely have a peaceful coalition of dictators that treat people well.

 

If the entire color palette inverted everywhere? (everyone's perception of colors had the color inverted)

[ThePest179]

Be one of the main leaders in the area, and definitely have a peaceful coalition of dictators that treat people well.

 

 

If the entire color palette inverted everywhere? (everyone's perception of colors had the color inverted)

 

Look at the pretty colors?

 

If you had a nuclear submarine that could not be caught? With warheads?

[BTGBullseye]

You laugh now, but wait until I roll up in a tank threatening you with some unwinnable scenarios if you don't be nice to people. (I would do that too, just to make people go "WTF?")

 

If you had a nuclear submarine that could not be caught? With warheads?

Destroy that stupid sky-circle! Oh, wait... The moon keeps the tides and global weather in-check... Probly host The Pirate Bay off-shore, and threaten the world to give me land, money, and freedom. (a small country specifically for scientific research of the theoretical physics kind, and complete and total freedom)

 

If all forms of electronics disappeared, and you were the only one to remember their existence?