What would you do if...

[BTGBullseye]

Normal day for me.

 

If everything was a shade of blue?

[Seattleite]

I'd sing.

 

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What would you do if you were banned from this site?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Find some other place to terrorize

 

If you had a choice between Pepsi and Coke?

[Seattleite]

Take a coke. Pepsi is too sweet for me.

 

What would you do if given the chance to become a moderator? (Alyxx, this isn't for you.)

[BTGBullseye]

Become one, and continue as I have been. (I don't abuse power, that's one of my better traits)

 

If there were no mods or admins?

[Seattleite]

Probably handle everything exactly as I do now, I don't EVER go to them EVER under ANY circumstances. I'd get annoyed by the increased number of spambots but otherwise be fine. (Libertarian here. Not going to be bugged by a "lack" of regulation.)

 

What would you do if free speech was actually respected everywhere?

[ThePest179]

Wake up.

 

If you realized how awful reality is?

[BTGBullseye]

Too late... I knew it several years ago.

 

If you dimension-hopped to a universe where no matter what you did, or said, you always got the opposite of what it was that you actually wanted, and were always wrong?

[ThePest179]

You're already there.

 

For me, that would signify a broken universe, and attempt to destroy it.

 

If you were on a never ending roller coaster?

[BTGBullseye]

Throw you off it so I could enjoy myself... And bring a laptop... And a wind-generator to charge the battery... And lots of food... And drinks...

 

If infinite really wasn't, and was just a really large number?

[Professor Vex]

Ponder on the ramifications of the unlimited becoming finite... and then ask a real scientist if it would affect me personally. With that information in hand I'd cry, or forget why I ever cared(y'know whichever fits).

 

if the world was in danger, and the only way to save the day was to dress in neon spandex, and a cape running around town yelling "Swoosh!"?

[BTGBullseye]

Have a closet full of spandex, just in case it happened again... Or if I just wanted to make people go "WTF?".

 

If Linux was the world's most popular OS, and Windows was the underdog trying to break into the market?

[Jek Jek Roo]

i think I'd still use macs hah.

 

 

If you could back in time only one year?

[BTGBullseye]

Get a LOT of money.

 

If time suddenly ran backwards?

[Professor Vex]

I'd start by going back, and untyping the last few posts I made, before unwatching the new episode of freeman's mind. Then I'd use my Medi-gun in TF2 to wound my allies a bit, but not enough to kill them. Before long it'll be dinner, and I shudder how that will go.

 

if you grew a pair of wings?

[Seattleite]

Nothing, because the human body cannot support flight as it's too heavy and lacks the muscle mass in any region the wings would go to produce sufficient lift.

 

If you knew society was going to collapse, and nobody was listening to you?

[BTGBullseye]

Enjoy the panic when it comes as I sit in my basement playing games on my computer.

 

If God bitch-slapped you?

[Professor Vex]

Laugh at priests "I felt the hand of god, and I did it through bitching about him."

 

If you were given the chance of immortality through a machine at the loss of your body?

[Seattleite]

I'd take it! When I was about to die. Any life is better than no life, and if I'm about to die I'm about to lose my body anyway, you know?

 

If you had the power to EITHER fix the impending collapse of the world economy, OR to prevent world war three, but not both?

[Professor Vex]

Economy I'm not fit for military service so as long as I don't get bombed I don't see life changing much.

 

Breakfast in bed, or wine in a bubble bath?