What would you do if...

[ThePest179]

Kill everyone else. Then I'll find the closest desert and label it "Peace".

 

(I am horrible with responsibility and just people in general)

 

If you were forced to invade South Korea with only the forces and resources of North Korea?

[BTGBullseye]

Easy, have the invasion force ask for asylum... I win.

 

If you never again met anyone who shared any of your interests, but were forced to encounter hundreds of people daily?

[ThePest179]

Easy, have the invasion force ask for asylum... I win.

 

Except little Kim has a special forcesoperative assingned to shoot anyone who surrenders.

 

Honestly, there was a 'suicide' option.

 

If you never again met anyone who shared any of your interests, but were forced to encounter hundreds of people daily?

 

That is my life.

 

If you had to run in the streets naked?

[Professor Vex]

Weave my body hair into makeshift coverings.

 

If you got a one way trip to the past. (You're not allowed to go back within your lifetime)

[Seattleite]

Go back to 1980, take over the PC gaming industry.

 

What would you do if you were talking to a guy so stupid that it literally gave you a headache to listen to him talk and you couldn't leave his idiotic company for hours or do anything to block out his voice?

[ThePest179]

Kill him.

 

If you had to be electrocuted?

[Professor Vex]

Buy a rubber suit.

 

if everyone became immortal, but not invincible, and you are tasked with keeping the population in check as more children are born than the world can handle.

[Seattleite]

Invest in space travel. In the mean time, push contraception, set up a reproduction liscence, and set a cut-off age on medical care until space colonization is a thing. Once it is a thing, start slowly lifting the restrictions as technology improves and we branch out into space, starting by making the above restrictions not apply to those who volunteer for space colonies.

 

What would you do if you had the ability to turn *any* video game into virtual reality?

[ThePest179]

Not use that ability.

 

What would you do if a naked burning man ran through the streets?

[BTGBullseye]

Ignore.

 

If pineapples were the staple food crop over the entire world?

[Seattleite]

Starve.

 

What would you do if every game you played *automatically* became virtual reality? (As in, you're completely immersed in the game world like it's VR. As your character if it's first person, with your character if it's any other angle.)

[ThePest179]

Stand in place.

 

What would you do if you were naked and on fire (keep in mind there isn't a nearby body of water)?

[Seattleite]

(Can pest please stop answering these? He's a real buzz-kill.)

 

Stop, drop and roll.

 

What would you have done if you were alive in time for project A-119, it actually happened (in real life it was scrapped) and saw the event?

[BTGBullseye]

I would've yelled "YEAH! KILL THEM DAMN MOON PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE ALL COMMUNIST SCUM!" (and then promptly go watch Star Trek, where the Federation government is a democratic communism)

 

If WWIII started tomorrow? (no nukes though)

[ThePest179]

I would wonder why an alien invasion is being called World War 3.

 

If you were living in a fictional Soviet republic and you were the border guard?

[BTGBullseye]

PARTY!!! (and maybe start a war)

 

If the entire rest of the human race reproduced by way of asexual splitting?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Go fuck myself.

 

If you had nothing to drink but coffee?

[BTGBullseye]

Get dehydrated fairly quickly.

 

If everything always smelled like the most disgusting shit?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Probably get used to it and nothing would ever smell disgusting again.

 

What if Doom 4 turns out to be a point and click adventure game?

[ThePest179]

I don't play Doom anyway.

 

(The buzzkill strikes again! Real answer is actually to get Doom 4, then destroy it ith a hammer. Then demand a refund and napalm the store I got it from.)

 

If you were fighting yourself, by yourself?