What would you do if...

[Professor Vex]

Sell it to the FBI, and live in my golden money palace for the rest of my days.

 

you had to buy Ross a gift?

[Seattleite]

I'd get him a... couple of mints? Hey, don't look at me, I'm BROKE.

 

You lost a bet and had to spend the next day with your hair died pink and tied with ribbons... On a workday?

[Professor Vex]

For free?!? I'd be like "Pinkie Pie sent me, you may now bow down." Then I'd get shot, but that's beside the point.

 

you had to decide the president's next job?

[Seattleite]

Send him to work in a minimum wage job flipping burgers. Bet we'd see a REAL minimum wage hike then.

 

Had access to a death note... But it only worked on politicians?

[Professor Vex]

Hook that shit up to an inkjet printer, and hit the F5 key on politics.

 

You could copy/paste irl... but it only works three times. (RL stuff only.)

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[Seattleite]

Copy+paste myself a super-expensive multi-multi-million dollar self-sufficient mansion in the middle of nowhere, along with its working staff while they're inside it. Then copy+paste the mansion twice more without the staff and sell the other two for a high sum.

 

You had the ability to create people at will, complete with memories and skills, but only one per day and they were perfectly ordinary?

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[Professor Vex]

Enlist a voodoo priest, and build a zombie army

 

you found a dog eating a birthday cake in your bathtub.

[Seattleite]

(You didn't answer my question at all.)

 

I'd realise I was in a what if scenario, break the fourth wall and remind the creator that random doesn't automatically equal funny.

 

Looked at a clock and realised what time it was?

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[BTGBullseye]

Run screaming into the other room, then return to my computer. (just did it too, since you reminded me)

 

If you could never watch any movies except the one genre you hated most?

[ThePest179]

Watch youtube instead.

 

watched teletubies for an hour?

[BTGBullseye]

Become unstable enough to go shoot whoever forced me to watch it... Several times... In non-lethal locations... Then let them slowly bleed out...

 

Texas seceded from the union?

[Professor Vex]

Break out the popcorn to watch the inevitable war.

 

You became the opposite gender for a week.

[BTGBullseye]

Enjoy it! (most intelligent guys would love to know what it's like, just not permanently)

 

If fog covered the Earth perpetually forever?

[ThePest179]

Trip. A lot.

 

If you could only see in Morse code?

[BTGBullseye]

Become a superhero! (isn't that what all weird people with messed up senses do?)

 

If everyone else in the entire world was your perfect soulmate?

[Professor Vex]

Kill myself, I vowed to die alone, an I'm a man of my word... sometimes...

 

If you were invited to host The View.

[Seattleite]

Take advantage of the situation to try and get the view kicked off the air.

 

Could never sleep again, and would forever get more tired and less coherent due to increasingly severe sleep deprivation?

[BTGBullseye]

After 36 hours, make friends with the screaming walls, kill the toaster, (because it's planning the demise of one of my houseplants) maybe trick one of the candles into eating itself, and have a good long conversation with the invisible top hat wearing donkey that has been following me around for a couple years. (not that I don't already converse with him, he's just so busy that it's hard to find time for a long conversation)

 

If you suddenly had life's cheat codes? (unkillable, add money, improve relationship, etc.)

[Seattleite]

Fix as much of the world's bullshit as humanly possible. (And really? 36 hours is all you can take? I've stayed up for six days before. When I was 12, but that's not the point.)

 

What would you do if you woke up to find a nuclear apocalypse happened while you were sleeping? (Assume only major cities and military bases destroyed.)

[BTGBullseye]

That was what would happen after 36 hours, considering I haven't gotten more than 4 hours of sleep in the past 72 hours, that's lasting a pretty long time before decent fun hallucinations. I can easily go for a lot longer.

 

OT: Become the dictator of my little corner of the world. The laws would be thus: You are free to do whatever you want, whenever you want, so long as you don't prevent others from doing the same.

 

If the universe ended, but you continued?