What would you do if...

[Obsidian]

I would fly? lol!

 

If you owned a bakery?

[Very7684]

I would put arsenic in the goods, then kill myself when the cops came

 

If you lived in a Vault-Tec Vault?

[Obsidian]

GTFO that place and rattle some cages...

 

If there were a big red button with "do not push" on it?

[Very7684]

Push it of course....mother knows best XD

 

If you were going to be kicked out of Little Lamplight?

[Obsidian]

I'd pull out my super sledge and have some fun. Those children of the corn rejects will never see it coming, muahahaha....

 

If you didn't understand video game references?

[Axeldeath]

Not understand this thread.

 

If you had a single unit of your currency to spend?

[Very7684]

I would buy skyrim

 

if Simon Pegg came to your house?

[Obsidian]

Ask who the hell Simon Pegg was...

 

If you couldn't sleep?

[J.C.]

Stare up into the darkness.

 

If you were hungry but were too afraid of the dark to go alone and find some food?

[Obsidian]

I'd listen to the sounds my stomach would make XD

 

If you found yourself in the next sequel to the Blair Witch movies?

[Professor Vex]

Kill myself to avoid being involved in such a thing

 

if your phone started getting texts that foretold the future?

[Seattleite]

Wonder when my phone got the ability to take texts.

 

Were suddenly taken to into a fictional universe you created?

[Professor Vex]

Hope it's not my book about the history of the universe, because I added a shit ton too many bears to that book.

 

Were across the table from George Lucas

[Seattleite]

Beat him until he releases a revised edition that's just the originals with better special effects.

 

Woke up to find yourself a baby again?

[Professor Vex]

Begin new mission: Acquire bladder control

 

Found a NASA rover in the desert filled with unconscious hookers

[Seattleite]

Feign surprise, steal the rover and everything the hookers have on them, then fence it all for a tidy profit.

 

Discovered that the world was being controlled by an eldritch abomination that wasn't just a metaphor for organized religion?

[Professor Vex]

Attempt to overthrow it, and if that fails (assuming I'm alive) ally with it.

 

Your computer gets stolen by a time traveler from the future as an antique?

[Seattleite]

Steal his time machine and take over the world.

 

You forgot to add your own scenario when making a post?

[Professor Vex]

Edit it?....

 

Just realized that you shared porn on facbook

[Seattleite]

(Yeah, that's what I did to add that scenario, actually.)

 

Wonder when I got a Facebook.

 

Discovered a convenient way to browse the deepnet?