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The Gonarch was apparently born very simply, when someone at Valve asked, according to Gabe Newell, "Why don't we put a giant testicle on a 20-foot-tall armored spider?".[1] Therefore the name may be a portmanteau of the words "gonad" and "monarch". A "gonad" is another name for the reproductive organ of mammals, the male gonad being the testicles. The "monarch" part would refer to the creature's hierarchical status in headcrab society, or simply it's "boss" status within the game.

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BAB-E

 

(Okay. No idea where this came from. I don't even use the word "babe", and neither does anybody I know.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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I got nothing... Again. Just rebooted my PC, that's why.

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No man is an island,

Entire of itself,

Every man is a piece of the continent,

A part of the main.

If a clod be washed away by the sea,

Europe is the less.

As well as if a promontory were.

As well as if a manor of thy friend's

Or of thine own were:

Any man's death diminishes me,

Because I am involved in mankind,

And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;

It tolls for thee.

 

(Well. I could've sworn I copied something after this... Guess not.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Same as last time.

 

(It's by John Donne, it's the only thing he ever wrote that was any good. At all.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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The events of the 2000 film Red Planet take place from 2056 to 2057.

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Jealously starts awwwwwwwfully young.

 

(Another GF comment on my clipboard. I think she's talking about her niece, her nephew, and maybe her nephew's girlfriend? I don't know.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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The events of the 2000 film Red Planet take place from 2056 to 2057.

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thought this was a really good episode that was five feet by four feet, but could've been five feet by four feet five feet by four feet five feet by four

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The Direct Input box takes a high impedance, unbalanced signal and converts it to a low impedance, balanced signal.

 

This allows the signal to be sent over long cable runs with significantly less signal loss

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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