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Did you know that Windows Update crashes a Source dedicated server?

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Did you know that if you verp upside down it hurts like hell and you smell vomit the rest of the day?

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Did you know that 'verp' is not a real word, but is in fact a recent slang term?

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Did you know that "real word" is irrelevant to me so long as people understand what I'm talking about?

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Did you know that I didn't understand what you were talking about until I did a Google search for that 'word'?

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Did you know that imagery can be a reliable thingament to aspace your sentences even if you're making up words willy-nilly?

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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Did you know that my laptop outperforms 95% of all personal computers in the world?

 

Did you know that my laptop outperforms 100% of all Macs ever?

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Did you know that 11% of people are left handed?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Did you know that I'm heading out for college on the 20th, so this is likely going to be the last time that I'm logged in to AF for several months?

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Did you know that I wish you good luck there.

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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Did you know that 85% of plant life is found in the ocean?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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