Speeding up Freeman's Mind

[alphabetagamma]

I think using

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTUOn2EUFhk for video could speed up production considerably

[Average Internet Guy]

he would have used up all the ninja jokes episodes ago at that rate

[Blue]

That's a speedrun. Doing that would also assume he could calculate the physics of a grenade jump in his head, and would also entirely bypass the chapter Power Up, not to mention also knowing where enemies would spawn and when via being aware of local entity and brush triggers.

 

Could be possible if it were explained in-universe that Freeman was that guy from that movie where the main character could see two minutes into the future, and/or Nicholas Cage.

[alphabetagamma]

That's a speedrun

It's a secret!

[Epsilon]

That's a speedrun. Doing that would also assume he could calculate the physics of a grenade jump in his head, and would also entirely bypass the chapter Power Up, not to mention also knowing where enemies would spawn and when via being aware of local entity and brush triggers.

 

Could be possible if it were explained in-universe that Freeman was that guy from that movie where the main character could see two minutes into the future, and/or Nicholas Cage.

 

If Nicholas Cage could see into the future, he'd be Nicholas Sage.

[Luis]

If Nicholas Cage could see into the future, he'd be Nicholas Sage

 

If Nicholas Cage was a colour, he'd be Nicolas Beige

[alphabetagamma]

I foresee a new topic

If Nicholas Cage could see into the future, he'd be Nicholas Sage

 

If Nicholas Cage was a colour, he'd be Nicolas Beige

If Nicholas Cage got trolled, he'd be Nicholas Rage

[Average Internet Guy]

If Nicholas Cage played Final Fantasy, he'd be Nicholas Mage

[alphabetagamma]

If Nicholas Cage infected bacteria, he'd be Nicholas Phage

[Brad]

If Nicholas Cage was money, he'd be Nicholas Wage.

[alphabetagamma]

If Nicholas Cage was 1/100,000 inch, he'd be Nicholas Gauge

[Blue]

If Nicholas Cage was a Seer from Rice Boy, he'd be Nicolas Age

[Axeldeath]

What happened to this thread while I was gone?! I thought I'd accidently clicked on a different thread

[Blightmare]

If he was a guitar player he'd be Nicholas Page.

 

Yet another derailed topic courtesy of Accursed Farms.

[Average Internet Guy]

If Nicholas Cage was an actor, he'd be Nicholas Stage

[Cardboard Box]

If Nicholas Cage loved baseball, he'd be Nicholas Paige.

 

amidoitrite?

[alphabetagamma]

If Nicholas Cage was a trap, he'd be Nicholas Cage

[Lord Sinister]

If Freeman was Neo from the Matrix....

[BTGBullseye]

If Freeman was Neo from the Matrix....

Then Agent Smith wouldn't stand a chance in hell of coming within firing distance...

[alphabetagamma]

Hey, this thread is about a crazy speedrun and Nicholas Cage.