My Little Pony:FiM

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I knew they were both books, but which one was written first? Probably Jumanji.

Yes Jumanji was first (and best)

[Psychotic Ninja]

They were both written by the same damn guy.

 

A few posts ago you didn't know about Jumanji (or so it seems) but now you're an expert?

[Collective Foal]

1st: Lol at Ninja

 

2nd: Force on topic with D'AWW

 

 

[Chuckthe2nd]

My latest pony video endeavors:

 

Dte6y4wlHg8

[Collective Foal]

Nice. Fucking. Job. Dude. +rep

 

Edit: Swarm of the Century is on right now. You know you're a hardcore brony when you recite the lines from Friendship is Witchcraft while the episode goes through.

 

Re-edit: This made my day right here: UGbOi1H08wE

[Chuckthe2nd]

Nice. Fucking. Job. Dude.

Thanks! I'm glad it turned out well; that was a very late night the night I made it. Hence the video tags.

 

EDIT:

To the queue!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

You know you're a hardcore brony when you recite the lines from Friendship is Witchcraft while the episode goes through.

At Bronycon, when we were watching the episodes on the truck outside, there was practically an echo.

 

 

To the queue!

 

 

 

Damnit man! I'm finally finishing that thing I started working on like 3 months ago but haven't been able to work on for various reasons and then you just waltz in with that awesome little video!

[Chuckthe2nd]

Damnit man! I'm finally finishing that thing I started working on like 3 months ago but haven't been able to work on for various reasons and then you just waltz in with that awesome little video!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

My latest pony video endeavors:

 

Dte6y4wlHg8

Oh. My. God. I feel like I wad just hit by a truck made of awsom and celestea was driving.

I love that song, you have just made my day. Thank you

[Chuckthe2nd]

Thanks, I'm glad I could hit you with a truck made of awesome.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

ANYWAY OTHER STUFF

 

and an excerpt from Egophiliac's tumblr based on the Cakes.

 

 

[Pinkie Pie]

They were both written by the same damn guy.

 

A few posts ago you didn't know about Jumanji (or so it seems) but now you're an expert?

One Wikipedia search is all it takes, dude.

[Collective Foal]

If I gave a shit about tumblr (I know it's awesome and all, but it's so retarded to navigate) I would probably follow this guy. Very nice comic.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Y01nr0DcrKI

 

I don't even know why I think this is hilarious. I'm surprised I even got the reference since it's been so long since I watched the show.

[Collective Foal]

What's that originally from?

[Twilight Sparkle]

What's that originally from?

 

Powderpuff Girls.

[Collective Foal]

I thought so, but then who was Pinkie Pie? Buttercup?

[Twilight Sparkle]

The professor. It almost feels weird to answer so shortly in a forum post, which is totally why I'm padding this right now with more words.

[Collective Foal]

I know what you mean, but when Fluttershy comes to town, things tend to get like a IM chat here.

[Pinkie Pie]

Speaking of IM chats.

 

 

Princess Cadance: INVITE ME

Princess Cadance: STEAM WENT ALL BATSHIT

Princess Celestia: I CAN'T

Princess Celestia: THE FUCKIN

Princess Celestia: STEAM

Princess Celestia: IT WON'T LET ME DO IT

Your chat with Princess Cadance is now a multi-user chat.

Princess Cadance: I'LL DO IT THEN GAAA

Princess Luna entered chat.

Princess Luna: This works

Princess Cadance: HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Celestia: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

Princess Luna: YOU DO NOTHING

Princess Luna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

Princess Luna: HOW HARD IT IS

Princess Luna: TO RAISE THAT MOTHERFUCKING MOON

Princess Luna: EVERY NIGHT

Princess Luna: ALL YOU DO

Princess Celestia: PLEASE

Princess Luna: IS BANG EVERYONE YOU CAN FIND WEARING A UNIFORM

Princess Cadance: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE TWILIGHT BEHAVE

Princess Celestia: HAVE YOU SEEN THE SUN??

Princess Celestia: MOTHERFUCKIN HOT THING

Princess Celestia: I HAVE TO TOUCH THAT

Princess Celestia: WITH MAGIC

Princess Cadance: ^That's what she said

Princess Celestia: SHUT UP WHORE

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE NOT FAMILY

Princess Luna: ARE YOU SHITTING ME? MOON ROCKS ARE FUCKING POISONOUS. ONE SLIP UP AND MY ASS HAS MOON ROCK POISONIN

Princess Celestia: HELLO???

Princess Celestia: FIRE!!

Princess Celestia: BLAZING HEAT!!

Princess Cadance: ^CATHERINE BRING MY MEDICINE

Princess Luna: FIRE IS CURED WITH WATER

Princess Luna: POISON IS NOT

Princess Celestia: GO BABYSIT TWILIGHT CADANCE

Princess Cadance: HELOOOOOO, TWILIGHT

Princess Luna: YEAH

Princess Celestia: THAT'S ALL YOUR GOOD FOR

Princess Luna: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD AT

Princess Celestia: DON'T COPY ME

Princess Celestia: FUCVKVK

Princess Luna: AGREED SISTER

Princess Cadance: TWILIGHT CAN FUCKING DEAFEAT AN URSA MINOR

Princess Celestia: I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO THE MOON

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: I CAN BUILD AN URSA MINOR

Princess Luna: I CAN BUILD AN URSA MAJOR

Princess Luna: ON THE MOON

Princess Cadance: I AM A PROFESSIONAL PRONSTAR I TAKE A OFFENSE

Princess Luna: AND THEN CRASH THAT MOON

Princess Luna: INTO YOUR OVERSTRETCHED VAGINA

Princess Cadance: NO ONE CARES IF I TAKE 5 COCKS AT ONCE SHUT UP

Princess Celestia: OF COURSE NO ONE CARES

Princess Celestia: KNOW WHY?

Princess Luna: THEY DO WHEN THEIR BALLS TOUCH YOU DIRTY HORSE

Princess Celestia: BECAUSE EVERYONES KNOWN

Princess Celestia: FOR EONS!!

Princess Luna: EVERYONE'S BEEN ON THAT PARTICULAR TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK, SO I'VE HEARD

Princess Celestia: EEEEEOOOOONNNNSSS

Princess Luna: AND YOU AREN'T MODEST EITHER

Princess Cadance: YOUR ONE TO TALK YOU FATASS CELESTIA

Princess Luna: YOU KNOW THE WORST PART ABOUT SLEEPING DURING THE DAY?

Princess Luna: I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SCREAMING AT NIGHT

Princess Celestia: DO YOU NEVER SLEEP

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE UP DURING MY SHIFT

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE UP DURING HER SHIFT

Princess Cadance: IT TAKES TWICE THE AMOUNT OF POWER THAN IT TAKES TO LIFT THE SUN JUST TO LIFT YOUR FAT ASS OF THE FLOOR

Princess Celestia: WHAT IS EVEN YOUR ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO

Princess Luna: Bahaha

Princess Luna: As a side note

Princess Cadance: MAKE LOVE

Princess Luna: I lol'd hard at that last one from Cadance

Princess Celestia: I CAN SEE THAT

Princess Luna: Anyway

Princess Luna: LET'S SEE

Princess Luna: WE HAVE THE SUN

Princess Luna: WE HAVE THE MOON

Princess Cadance: I AM THE ELEMENT OF SEX

Princess Celestia: SHUT UP LUNA I'M TRYING TO ARGUE WITH MY NIECE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY COVERING UP MY OWN FLAWS

Princess Luna: AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE...OH WAIT

Princess Luna: NOTHING

Princess Cadance: I HAVE DICKS

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T EVEN GET A FLOWING MANE YOU OLD HORSE

Princess Celestia: YEAH

Princess Cadance: YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN

Princess Celestia gasp

Princess Celestia: I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SPEAK OF THAT

Princess Cadance: WELL WE DID

Princess Luna: NOT OF TOM

Princess Celestia: I TRUSTED YOU CADANCE

Princess Luna: NEVER OF TOM

Princess Celestia: HOW COULD YOU

Princess Luna: HMM

Princess Luna: WE BELIEVE THAT WE SHALL SIT THIS ONE OUT

Princess Cadance: BECAUSE I LIKE LUNA BETTER

Princess Luna: AND PROCEED TO THE ROYAL POPCORN MACHINE FOR A BRIEF MOMENT

Princess Celestia: AT LEAST MY VAGINA DOESN'T SMELL LIKE RUBBER AND PENIS

Princess Cadance: AT LEAST LUNA DOESN'T INSULT ME AS MUCH

Princess Luna: (Bahaha)

Princess Celestia: AT LEAST MY FLANK HAS MORE TO BE APPRECIATED

Princess Luna: NOT OUT OF AFFECTION DEAREST

Princess Luna: IT'S SIMPLY EASIER TO LET SISTER DO THE WORK

Princess Celestia: YEAH WHAT SHE SA-

Princess Celestia: rood luna

Princess Celestia: rood

Princess Luna: How so?

Princess Celestia: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE HALF THE WORKLOAD

Princess Celestia: CADANCE IS JUST A SUPPORT ROLE

Princess Celestia: THE RED MAGE TO OUR WARRIORS

Princess Cadance: AT LEAST MY VAGINA IS EVEN ACCESIBLE; YOURS IS ONLY REACHED BY SCOOPING THROUGH GALLONS OF BUTT FAT

Princess Luna: TRUE, BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK ATTEND THE NIGHT COURT? I END UP PLAYING XBOX LIVE WITH THE ROYAL GUARDS MOST OF THE TIME

Princess Cadance: I FUCK THEM AFTERWARDS

Princess Luna: WELL YOU FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

Princess Celestia: THAT WHICH YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR HAS MUCH BETTER REWARDS THAN THOSE YOU CAN EASILY GET INTO

Princess Luna: YOU EVEN FUCKED RAINBOW DASH BECAUSE I COULD HEAR HER SCREAMING SPITFIRES NAME FROM YOUR TOWER

Princess Celestia: BAHAHA

Princess Cadance: I ALSO FUCKED SPITFIRE

Princess Luna: WHO SCREAMED SOARIN'S NAME

Princess Cadance: SO THAT'S IRRELIVANT

Princess Luna: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A PONY TO SCREAM YOUR NAME

Princess Cadance: I FUCKED HIM TOO

Princess Celestia: YOU ARE SUCH A HUSSY

Princess Celestia: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

Princess Cadance: YOU HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES

Princess Luna: THAT'S WHY ON YOUR WEDDING DAY I HAD TO PULL A PICTURE OF A HOTTER MARE OFF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AFTER SHINING ARMOR TAPED IT THERE

Princess Cadance: THAT WAS TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED

Princess Cadance: AND IT WORKED

Princess Luna: FROM WHAT

Princess Luna: I WAS GOING TO BED YOU BIRTH DEFECT

Princess Celestia: ELEMENT OF SEX

Princess Cadance: FROM ME BEAUTIFUL PUSSY

Princess Celestia: SEX ISN'T EVEN AN ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: LOVE ISN'T AN ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: HEART IS A FUCKING ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: AND IT'S THE SHITTIEST ONE

Princess Cadance: NEITHER IS THE SUN OR THE MOON

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: THIS WORLD DOESN'T WORK

Princess Luna: WITHOUT THE FUCKING SUN

Princess Luna: OR THE FUCKING MOON

Princess Luna: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Princess Celestia: WE CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT LOVE

Princess Luna: PLACEHOLDER!

Princess Celestia: YOU EVER HEARD OF HATEFUCKING?

Princess Celestia: IT'S RUN ON PURE LUST

Princess Celestia: LLUUUSTTT

Princess Cadance: THE ELEMENTS ARE EARTH WIND AND FIRE

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: YOU MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD

Princess Celestia: THE SUN IS FULL OF FIRE

Princess Luna: I CAN MAKE FUCKING LIGHTING STORMS OUT OF NOWHERE

Princess Celestia: I CAN FUCKING

Princess Celestia: SLIGHTLY HEAT UP THE WORLD

Princess Celestia: BETTER TURN ON YOUR AC CADANCE

Princess Cadance: I CAN MAKE FUCKING CUM HURRICANES OUT OF NOWHERE

Princess Celestia: IT'S BOUT TO GET BLAZIN

Princess Luna: OH WE KNOW

Princess Luna: THAT'S WHY WE PUT A FUCKING TARP OVER YOUR WINDOW AT NIGHT

Princess Cadance: ^bahahaha

Princess Celestia: How does that even work?

Princess Luna: Every time we get started

Princess Celestia: HOW DO YOU SUMMON CUM HURRICANES

Princess Luna: this ends up in the random thread

Princess Cadance: I FLASH MYSELF

Princess Luna: OH MYSELF SISTER, WHY DID YOU ASK

Princess Cadance: BOOM

Princess Cadance: INSTANT CUM SHOWER

Princess Luna: IS THIS WHY WE NEVER SEE THE SAME PONY ENTERING YOUR ROOM TWICE?

Princess Celestia: Except for Shining Armor.

Princess Luna: IT WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE TO CALL IN THE PAINT CREWS EVERY WEEK. THEY DEMANDED HAZARD PAY, BUT REFUSED TO EXPLAIN WHY

Princess Cadance: SO MUCH CUM, IN FACT, THAT I REGULARLY HAVE TO PUMP OUT MY ROOM

Princess Celestia: I DON'T THINK ANY SPEAK OF ELEMENTS HAS EVER BROUGHT UP SEMEN

Princess Luna: AT THIS POINT I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT CADANCE ISN'T AGREEING WITH US

Princess Cadance: DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY I BOUGHT A SUMP PUMP

Princess Celestia: NOT REALLY

Princess Luna: NO AND I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Princess Cadance: THAT WAS TO DEAL WITH THE 8 INCHES OF BONER JUICE ON MY CARPET

Princess Luna: ^ohwhatdafuq

Princess Celestia: Inches?

Princess Celestia: You MEASURED IT??

Princess Cadance: MAYBE

Princess Celestia: HOW DO YOU MEASURE JUICE

Princess Celestia: EUGH

Princess Luna: I BELIEVE SHE COLLECTS SAMPLES SISTER

Princess Cadance: THAT'S HOW DEEP IT WAS

Princess Luna: FORTUNATELY, SHE LABELS THEM IN THE REFRIGERATOR

Princess Celestia: IS THAT WHAT THOSE JARS ARE FILLED WITH???

Princess Cadance: I HAD TO WADE THROUGH IT

Princess Luna: OH PLEASE

Princess Luna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

Princess Luna: HOW HARD IT IS

Princess Luna: TO FIND THE MILK

Princess Luna: IN THAT PROVERBIAL MINEFIELD

Princess Celestia: NO

Princess Celestia: BECAUSE I NEVER COME OVER TO CADANCE'S HOUSE

Princess Celestia: BECAUSE SHES SUCH A SLUTTY WHORE

Princess Luna: BITCH DOESN'T EVEN GET A TOWER AT THE CASTLE

Princess Cadance: I EVEN PUT SOME IN THE MILK BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF JARS

Princess Luna: WE JUST THREW HER IN A STORAGE CLOSET NEAR THE KITCHEN AND DRESSED IT UP IN A COUPLE TAPESTRIES

Princess Celestia: OH GOD

Princess Celestia: I MEAN OH ME

Princess Cadance: AND YOU DRANK IT ANYWAY

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Celestia: YOU MAY BE INFECTED

Princess Luna: WE WERE HOPING THE THICK STONE WALLS WOULD MUTE HER SCREAMS

Princess Luna: NAY SISTER

Princess Luna: I AM PREPARED

Princess Luna: I KNOW HER TRICKS

Princess Celestia: PREPATED FOR WHAT

Princess Celestia: PREPARED*

Princess Cadance: FOR MY ONSLAUGHT OF PUSSY

Princess Luna: I REFUSE TO SUCCUMB TO HER DISGUSTING BREED OF TRICKERY

Princess Luna: I SWITCHED HER BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WITH TIC TACS, HOWEVER

Princess Celestia: o_O

Princess Cadance: I PUT SEMEN ALL OVER YOUR TAMPONS

Princess Celestia: THAT MEANS SHE CAN BREED

Princess Luna: DO NOT BE ALARMED SISTER

Princess Luna: WE HAVE CONTINGENCY PLANS IN PLACE TO REMOVE HER SPAWN AND TO EDUCATE THEM IN A SAFE LOCATION

Princess Celestia: BUT THE CUM HURRICANES

Princess Luna: CANNOT PENETRATE STONES

Princess Cadance: CALL S.W.A.T. I"VE DONE IT BEFORE

Princess Luna: THEY CAN ONLY LEAVE THEM

Princess Luna: AHAHA!

Princess Luna: YOU ARE HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY AREN'T YOU?

Princess Cadance: YES

Princess Luna: YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THE REAL TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE

Princess Celestia: BITCH JUST USE CAPS LOCK

Princess Luna: AND YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN US

Princess Celestia: IT'S WAY EASIER ON THE HOOVES

Princess Cadance: BITCH CAPS LOCK IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE

Princess Luna: BITCH, DON'T TALK TO US ABOUT LAZY

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T DO SHIT

Princess Celestia: I CAN IMAGINE, THE ONE THING I CAN SAY ABOUT YOU IS YOU GET A LOT OF EXERCIIIISEEE

Princess Cadance: YOU DON'T EITHER

Princess Celestia: OOOOOOH

Princess Luna: ALL YOU DO IS BANG EVERY GUY WHO ISN'T SCARED AWAY BY THE SMELL OF DEAD RATS

Princess Cadance: ^I KNOW, RIGHT? YOU SCARE SO MANY HUNKS OUT OF THE CASTLE

Princess Luna: HAH! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO MY WORK

Princess Celestia: IN FACT

Princess Celestia: DO OUR WORK

Princess Celestia: DO IIITTTT

Princess Luna: YES

Princess Luna: WE AGREE

Princess Luna: TRY IT

Princess Luna: AND WE WILL COUNT THE DAYS UNTIL EQUESTRIA IS RIOTING IN THE STREETS

Princess Cadance: BITCH I'M BUSY

Princess Luna: HAH

Princess Luna: SHE THINKS SHE HAS WORK TO DO

Princess Celestia: SHE THINKS SHE'S PEOPLE

Princess Celestia: SHE'S NOTHING BUT A CUM DUMPSTER

Princess Luna: AND INEXPLICABLY PROUD OF THAT

Princess Cadance: I HAVE 3 DICKS IN MY REAR, YOU COULD CALL THAT BUSY

Princess Luna: NO, I CALL THAT BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR YOU

Princess Celestia: AS I SAID

Princess Celestia: EXERCIIIISEEEE

Princess Cadance: I'D SERIOUSLY LIKE TO SEE YOU ACTUALLY GET LAID

Princess Celestia: I'M THE HIGHEST RANKED PRINCESS HERE

Princess Cadance: GET SOME EXERCISE

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Celestia: I COULD'VE GOTTEN STALLIONS BEFORE YOU WERE EVER BORN

Princess Luna: WE CAN ORDER PEOPLE TO FUCK US

Princess Cadance: I'D HELP WITH YOUR GARGANTUAN ASS

Princess Luna: YOU HAVE TO WIGGLE AROUND LIKE A WHORE TO EVEN GET A LOOK AT YOUR PLOT

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE PROBABLY VERY FLEXIBLE

Princess Cadance: IF I'M YOUR NIECE, DOES THAT MEAN LUNA'S MY MOM

Princess Celestia: THAT'S NOT REALLY AN INSULT

Princess Celestia: wha-

Princess Celestia: ._.

Princess Luna: NAY CHILD

Princess Luna: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

Princess Luna: THAT THERE IS NEVER ANY CLEAR RELATION EXPLAINED

Princess Luna: AND THERE NEVER SHALL BE

Princess Celestia: WHO *IS* YOUR MOTHER???

Princess Celestia: WHO IS *MY* MOTHER???

Princess Luna: A FILTHY GUTTER SOMEWHERE IN FILLYDELPHIA

Princess Cadance: UNLESS YOU HAVE SISTER THAT HAS NOT BEEN MENTIONED

Princess Celestia: WHO ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Princess Luna: SIMPLE, SISTER

Princess Cadance: ^A FATASS That's ALL

Princess Luna: WE ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATIONS OF THE SPIRITS OF THE MOON AND SUN

Princess Luna: CADANCE

Princess Luna: IS NOTHING

Princess Luna: BECAUSE SHE HAS NOTHING

Princess Celestia: HOW DID CADANCE COME TO BEING??

Princess Luna: A GUTTER

Princess Luna: IN FILLYDEPHIA

Princess Luna: CONCEIVED HER

Princess Cadance: A PUSSY

Princess Cadance: AND SHIT ON MY FACE

Princess Celestia: DID YOU KNOW THAT MARES GIVING BIRTH REGULARLY SHIT ON THEIR CALFS' FACE???

Princess Cadance: UNFORTUNATLY, YOU WOULD APPEAR TO BE PERMENANTLY STUCK LOOKING THAT WAY

Princess Luna: DON'T SPEAK OF THAT LIKE IT WAS SO TERRIBLE, WE BOTH KNOW YOU DO THAT FOR KICKS NOW

Princess Celestia: I READ IT ON CRACKED

Princess Luna: WHAT

Princess Luna: YOU READ CRACKED TOO?

Princess Celestia: SISTER, EVEN CADANCE READS CRACKED

Princess Cadance: ^MY CRACK GETS PLENTY OF TRAFFIC

Princess Luna: THEN SURELY YOUR READ THE ARTICLE ON HOW THIRD-RATE ALICORNS ARE WORTHLESS TO THE BALANCE OF EQUESTRIA RIGHT?

Princess Celestia: OH WE KNOW

Princess Celestia: OH I KNOW THAT TOO

Princess Luna: LIKE I SAID, I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN SCREAMS WHEN I'M WORKING MY SHIFT

Princess Luna: IT'S A MIRACLE THAT SISTER CAN EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT

Princess Luna: I WAS TEMPTED TO BLAST YOUR TOWER WITH LIGHTNING JUST TO SHUT YOU THE HELL UP

Princess Cadance: BUT IT'S AMAZING, DEAR, YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY IT

Princess Luna: WE ARE DISGUSTED BY YOUR OFFER OF PROMISCUITY

Princess Celestia: I SHALL

Princess Celestia: WHEN THE RIGHT STALLION COMES ALONG

Princess Celestia: OR MARE

Princess Celestia: DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE

Princess Celestia: DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK SISTER

Princess Cadance: IMAGINE THE SHEER JOY OF HAVING SOMETHING LONG AND THICK RAMMED UP INSIDE ONE'S BEING

Princess Celestia: I'M LONELY

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: I WAS ON THE MOON FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

Princess Luna: DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT LONELINESS

Princess Cadance: YOU FUCKED THE SPACECORE I SAW YOU

Princess Celestia: I SENT UP FOOD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WITH A LOVELY NOTE ATTACHED

Princess Luna: WHO DO YOU THINK KEPT ME COMPANY, SIR LINTS A LOT?

Princess Celestia: WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH

Princess Luna: 'TIS A LIE! THY SPACECORE IS UNTOUCHED AND UNFUCKED!

Princess Celestia: WHAT

Princess Cadance: YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RAM THE WHOLE DAMN THING UP YOUR OVERSTRETCHED VAGINA

Princess Celestia: IS IT TRUE DEAR SISTER

Princess Luna: BITCH PLEASE

Princess Luna: YOU COULD FIT MY WHOLE DAMN MOON UP YOUR VAGINA

Princess Luna: NOT THAT I WILL ALLOW SUCH A THING

Princess Cadance: ALL WHILE IT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "NOT HAVING ENOUGH SPACE"

Princess Luna: IT WOULD BE TAINTED

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING THOUGHTS

Princess Luna: SISTER I REQUEST THAT YOU BURN THOSE THOUGHTS FROM MY MEMORY

Princess Celestia: Um

Princess Celestia: That seems like it would hurt.

Princess Luna: SO DOES THE PAIN OF IMAGINING MY MOON JAMMED UP CADANCE'S CRUSTY VAGINA

Princess Celestia: SO YOU COMMAND

Princess Celestia: SO SHALL IT BE

Princess Celestia painfully burns the memories away

Princess Luna: WE FEEL RELIEF

Princess Luna: THANK YOU

Princess Luna: FOR WHATEVER THAT WAS

Princess Luna: I ONLY REMEMBER THAT I ASKED

Princess Celestia: CADANCE IS A FILTHY WHORE

Princess Celestia: THAT WAS THE SUBJECT

Princess Cadance inserts the 14th cock of the evening up her snatch

Princess Celestia: AS JUST PROVEN

Princess Luna: CANDANCE, YOUR VAGINA IS SO STRETCHED THAT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE CUM BEHIND TO DRY UP SO THAT THE NEXT STALLION IN LINE CAN GET ANY SENSATION

Princess Celestia: DO YOU EVER *NOT* HAVE SEX???

Princess Cadance: ONLY WHEN I SHIT, DARLING

Princess Luna: SISTER, I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL QUITE DISGUSTING AT THE IDEA OF TALKING TO CADANCE WHEN SHE IS OBVIOUSLY RIDING THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

Princess Celestia: BUT WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO, SISTER? MY DOWNLOADS ARE NOT YET FINISHED

Princess Luna: WHAT DOWNLOADS DOES THOU SPEAKEST OF?

Princess Cadance: I AM QUITE CAPABLE OF CARRYING ON WITH NORMAL SOCIAL INTERACTIONS WHILE INDULGING MYSELF

Princess Luna: AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

Princess Celestia: IT'S A LOVELY PROGRAM MY DEAR STUDENT TWILIGHT SPARKLE MADE ME

Princess Luna: YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T SLEEP WITHOUT A LINE OF STALLIONS LEADING RIGHT UP TO YOUR PERSONAL RAPE FACTORY

Princess Luna: THAT'S RIGHT

Princess Luna: WE KNOW ABOUT THE RAPE FACTORY

Princess Cadance: PROBABLY AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ON HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT

Princess Luna: Bahaha

Princess Celestia: BITCH SHUT UP

Princess Celestia: TWILIGHT LOVES ME

Princess Cadance: SHE LOVES YOUR ASS

Princess Celestia: IKNORITE?

Princess Luna: PRECISELY

Princess Cadance: WE ALL KNOW ABOUT HER FETISH FOR FAT BITCHES

Princess Luna: YOUR PREVIOUS ARGUMENT IS VOID

Princess Celestia: THAT I DO NOT AGREE WITH

Princess Celestia: MY ASS IS ROYALLY SWEET

Princess Cadance: BECAUSE YOU SIT WITH YOUR BUTT CHEEKS IN FUCKING SPLENDA

Princess Luna: BESIDES, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BOTH OF US MAKE USE OF THE ROYAL EXERCISE ROOM ASS TONING MACHINE EVERY DAY

Princess Celestia: YES

Princess Celestia: Granted, most of the time I'm just watching...

Princess Celestia: BUT STILL

Princess Cadance: LUNA OBVIOUSLY ENJOYS MUCH MORE USAGE FROM THE ASS-TONER 3000

Princess Luna: INDEED

Princess Luna: I'M QUITE ATTRACTIVE

Princess Cadance: I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A TASTE OF THAT ASS MYSELF

Princess Luna: BUT UNLIKE YOU I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO TAKE A DOZEN GALLONS OF SEMEN UP MY VAGINA ON AN HOURLY BASIS

Princess Celestia: THAT YOU ARE, SIS, MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN M-WE'RE GETTING OFF-TOPIC HERE

Princess Cadance: COME TO MY CUM FACTORY ROOM SOMETIME

Princess Celestia: DISGUSTING!

Princess Cadance: WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN

Princess Celestia: REPULSIVE!

Princess Luna: ONLY IF YOU COME WITH ME TO THE RAINBOW FACTORY FIRST

Princess Cadance: I'VE GOT A FEW HUNDRED STALLIONS UP HERE THAT WOULD LOVE TO FUCK YOU SILLY

Princess Luna: I THINK TWILIGHT'S FRIEND RAINBOW DASH WORKS THERE

Princess Luna: CADANCE YOU DISGUST ME, AND TO THINK MY SISTER USED TO TRUST YOU WITH TWILIGHT

Princess Celestia: SPEAKING OF WHICH

Princess Cadance: I THAUGHT HER MANY THINGS

Princess Celestia: I'VE HEARD RUMORS OF YOU AND TWILIGHT

Princess Luna: I AM SIMPLY AMAZED YOU DIDN'T TURN HER INTO A SEXUAL DEVIANT WITH YOUR DISGUSTING MACHINATIONS

Princess Cadance: I DID

Princess Celestia: OH GOD WHY

Princess Luna: THEN IT IS GOOD THAT I DID NOT KNOW

Princess Cadance: SHE IS JUST NOT VERY PUBLIC ABOUT IT

Princess Luna: BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT SHE'S ALREADY A BETTER PONY THAN YOU

Princess Cadance: SHE USES SPIKE AS A DILDO MULLTIPLE TIMES A DAY

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Luna: OH DEAR MYSELF

Princess Celestia: ^ahahaha

Princess Luna: WHY THE HELL...

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Celestia: I AM SHOCKED

Princess Celestia: I AM MARCHING DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW TO CONFRONT HER

Princess Luna: WE SHALL DO THIS SIMULTANEOUSLY

Princess Cadance: I HAVE TAUGHT HER WELL

Princess Luna: i WILL FREEZE THE MEMORIES AND SHATTER THEM IN YOUR MIND

Princess Luna: YOU WILL BURN THEM OUT OF MINE

Princess Celestia: LET US TRY IT SISTER

Princess Cadance: IN FACT, SHE HAS RECENTLY TAKEN TO WEARING SPIKE ON HER HORN

Princess Celestia: FOR EQUESTRIAAA

Princess Luna: GOOD

Princess Luna: ON THREE

Princess Celestia: 1

Princess Luna: LEEEEORRRRRRYYYY POOOOOONYYYYKIIIIIIIINS

Princess Celestia: WAIT WE DIDN'T SAY 3-

Princess Luna fires

Princess Celestia fires

Princess Cadance: YOU KNOW, WITH HER HORN UP HIS ASS, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

Princess Celestia: What

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Luna: DID IT WORK?

Princess Luna: I DON'T REMEMBER...

Princess Cadance: NOPE

Princess Luna: GOOD!

Princess Celestia: I'm not sure.

Princess Luna: WE ARE AGAIN FREE

Princess Celestia: Yes! I don't know what we were free from

Princess Luna: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CRAZY CUNT

Princess Celestia: Oh hello, Cadance

Princess Luna: WHY IS SHE HERE WITH US

Princess Cadance: DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I TAUGHT TWILIGHT TO BE A PROSTITUTE?

Princess Celestia: WHAT??

Princess Celestia: 'TIS A LIE

Princess Luna: Do not concern yourself sister, she lies

Princess Luna: Remember, I can detect emotions

Princess Celestia: MY FAITHFUL STUDENT WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING SO REPULSIVE

Princess Luna: I've managed not to vomit around Cadance, by a miracle no less, but detected her lie

Princess Luna: I do believe that your student is quite sticken by me though

Princess Celestia: I'd prefer her to you than Cadance.

Princess Celestia: But

Princess Celestia: Wait what?

Princess Luna: Do not concern yourself sister, I've not confronted her on this

Princess Celestia: WHEN DID THIS MANIFEST

Princess Luna: But rest assured, I will certainly not be a corrupting influence

Princess Celestia: Was it when you fled the kingdom?

Princess Luna: Hmm? Well, when was literally the only time I met her?

Princess Celestia: WAS IT

Princess Cadance has changed their name to Lightning.

Princess Luna: WHAT

Princess Luna: YOU DARE

Princess Celestia: CADANCE

Princess Luna: TO THROW AWAY

Princess Luna: YOUR ROYAL TITLE

Lightning: So who is this "Cadance" you speak of so udely?

Princess Luna: YOU MAKE US SICK

Lightning: I DO SHUT UP

Princess Celestia vomits

Lightning: HOW BECOMING

Princess Celestia: Sorry I had a lot of food.

Princess Luna: HAH, YOU'RE ONE TO SPEAK OF BECOMING

Princess Celestia: TURNING YOURSELF INTO A

Princess Celestia: WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE

Princess Luna: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE

Princess Luna: BUT YOU ARE NO NIECE OF OURS

Princess Celestia: Technically she's not.

Lightning has changed their name to Cadenzanator.

Cadenzanator: I HAVE RETURNED

Princess Celestia: WHY HAVE YOU VIOLATED YOUR NAME

Princess Luna: WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK

Princess Luna: IS THIS

Princess Luna: I CANNOT BELIEVE

Princess Luna: WHAT I AM HEARING

Princess Luna: YOU ARE A DISGRACE

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Luna: MOON

Princess Luna: NOW

Princess Luna: DO IT

Princess Luna: I'LL ENJOY BEING HER WARDEN

Princess Celestia KICKS Cadence

Cadenzanator: I THINK WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT. WHAT WITH THE BONER JUICE POOL AND ALL.

Princess Celestia it's not very effective

Princess Luna: WHAT

Princess Celestia: BLAST

Princess Luna: DO NOT KICK

Princess Luna: BANISH

Princess Luna: TO THE MOON

Princess Celestia: OH RIGHT WRONG WORDS

Princess Celestia banishes to the moon

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Celestia: >_>

Princess Celestia: Where'd she go?

Cadenzanator: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOYYOYOOOOOO, TROLOLOLOOOOOOLOOOOOLOOLOOO

Princess Celestia FAINTS

Princess Luna: Pay no heed sister

Princess Luna: She is contained within my domain

Princess Luna: she may have a computer, but she can no longer have sex, for she is alone where she stands

Princess Celestia is still fainted

Princess Luna: Do not worry, for I can speak within dreams

Cadenzanator: I seem to have discovered this picture of us:http://johnjoseco.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=cadance#/d4xp8ts

Princess Celestia: Oh goodness

Princess Luna: No, cadance would be covered in cum and sis and I would be yelling at her

Princess Celestia: Remember that night, Luna?

Princess Celestia: Remember?

Princess Celestia: Remember?

Princess Celestia: It was cooool

Princess Luna: Nay sister...I do not remember this...thing as she was

Princess Celestia: BUT

Princess Celestia: BUT THERE YOU ARE

Princess Luna: How she...used to be

Princess Celestia: WE MADE THE DUCK FACES

Princess Celestia: C'MON IT WAS FUNNY

Princess Luna: Bah

Princess Luna: You and your personalized iPhone

Cadenzanator: THAT WAS BACK WHEN YOU WERE FUN

Princess Celestia: BITCH I'M STILL FUN

Princess Luna: THIS WAS BACK BEFORE YOU WERE A WHORE

Cadenzanator: YOU ACTUALLY FOUND MY SEXUAL ANTICS ENTERTAINING

Princess Celestia: WHAT SHE SAID

Princess Celestia: I MEAN LUNA

Princess Luna: AND LOOK AT THAT PIC

Princess Celestia: NOT CANDE

Princess Celestia: FUCK

Princess Luna: THAT'S LIKE

Princess Luna: FUCKING LAST WEEK OR SOMETHING

Princess Luna: SO FUCK YOUR SHIT

Princess Luna: WHEN DID YOU GO SO FAR DOWNHILL?

Cadenzanator: NOW YOUR ALL LIKE "NO I DON'T WANT ANY SEX, IT'S JUST FOR DUMB YOUNG PEOPLE, I'M TOO OLD AND FAT, HOODEEHOODEEHOODEEHOO

Princess Celestia: HOW DARE THEE

Princess Celestia: I CAN GET ANYPONY I WANT

Princess Celestia: ESPECIALLY SHINING ARMOR

Princess Luna: LITERALLY

Cadenzanator: THEY AREN'T VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT

Princess Luna: WE LITERALLY HAVE TO ISSUE AN ORDER FOR ANYONE

Princess Celestia: IN FACT

Princess Luna: AND JUST AS A COURTESY WE KEEP OURSELVES IN GOOD CONDITION ANYWAY

Princess Luna: WELL

Princess Luna: I DO AT LEAST

Princess Celestia orders Shining Armor to come and fuck her brains out

Princess Celestia gets her brains fucked out

Princess Celestia: I AM NO LONGER ZE VIRGIN

Cadenzanator: YOU CANNOT DO IT SO FAST

Princess Celestia: CAN SO

Cadenzanator: I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

Princess Celestia: BITCH

Princess Celestia: I'M MUTHAFUCKIN CELESTIA

Princess Luna: NOT HER FAULT SHINING ARMOR CAN'T GO FIVE SECONDS WTIHOUT SHOOTING HIS WAD

Princess Celestia: FUCK YOUR SHIT SCIENCE

Princess Celestia kicks science

Princess Luna: OW!

Princess Celestia: Oh

Princess Luna: BITCH! WATCH IT! THAT'S MY SHIT!

Cadenzanator: THE GUY WOULD HAVE TO CALL IN AN EXCAVATOR JUST TO FIND YOU PUSSY

Princess Celestia: Terribly sorry dearest sister!

Princess Celestia: WELL SHINING SOMEHOW MADE IT

Princess Celestia: SO YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE

Princess Luna: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE'D HAVE TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT WITH AN ABORTION DOCTOR JUST TO DEFROST YOUR FREEZER \

Princess Luna: HMM

Princess Luna: SISTER

Cadenzanator: HIS DICK IS 4 FEET LONG , IT'S EASY TO SHOVE THROUGH THAT BLUBBER SUB SANDWICH OF YOUR YOU CALL AN ASS

Princess Celestia: PFFT

Princess Luna: WE ARE CONSIDERING PAYING A VISIT TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE

Princess Celestia: HM? OH YES WHATEVER DO WHAT YOU WISH

Princess Luna: AND PERHAPS GIVING HER A LESSON AS TO WHY WE ARE SUPERIOR TO CADANCE

Cadenzanator: NEEDING MORE UNDERAGE BOOB ARE WE?

Princess Luna: PHYSICALLY, MAGICALLY, AND SEXUALLY

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Celestia: I FUCKING SAID YOU CAN GO

Princess Celestia: JESUS

Princess Celestia: CADANCE SHE'S NOT EVEN UNDERAGE

Princess Celestia: YOU TWAT

Princess Celestia: AND FURTHERMORE

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Luna: WE SHALL PROVE TO ALL OF YOU THAT WE ARE SUPERIOR

Princess Celestia: WAIT WHAT

Cadenzanator: YOUR BRAIN IS UNDERAGE

Princess Luna flies to the library

Princess Celestia: BLAST

Princess Luna has sex with twilight

Princess Celestia: CADANCE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Princess Celestia: I BLAME YOU

Princess Luna flies back

Cadenzanator watches and films

Princess Celestia: This is all your horrible influence

Princess Luna: BACK! SHE LOVES ME! BTW SIS CAN YOU GET SOMEONE TO MOVE AN EXTRA BED INTO MY ROOM, SHE'S MOVING IN

Princess Celestia: NO I WILL NOT

Princess Celestia: FOR THE LOVE OF ME CADANCE PUT DOWN THE CAMERA

Princess Luna: FINE, WE ALREADY HAVE A KING SIZED BED ANYWAY

Princess Luna: HAHA, SHE THINKS WE DO NOT ENJOY IT

Princess Luna: THIS WILL ONLY BE FURTHER PROOF THAT I AM SUPERIOR TO HER IN EVERY WAY

Princess Luna: SHE HAS PROVEN NOTHING BEYOND MY OWN POINT

Princess Luna: Wow, all of our avatars really contrast with how we're acting don't they?

Princess Celestia: That's the point, sis.

Cadenzanator has changed their name to Princess Cadance.

Princess Luna: GOOD

Princess Luna: WE ARE SEEING IMPROVEMENTS

Princess Luna: NOW GO YOUR ROOM

Princess Celestia: You have reclaimed your regal name.

Princess Luna: AND CLEAN UP ALL THAT CUM

Princess Cadance: IT'S SOGGY UP THERE

Princess Cadance: I'M GONNA SLEEP IN YOUR BED

Princess Luna: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

Princess Celestia: WAIT WHO'S BED?

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING! THIS WILL NOT STAND!

Princess Celestia: CERTAINLY NOT MINE

Princess Cadance: CELESTIAS

Princess Luna: BESIDES, MY DEAREST MAREFRIEND HAS ALREADY SECURED THAT SPOT

Princess Celestia: NOOOOO

Princess Celestia: STAY OUT OF MY ROOM

Princess Cadance: YOU CAN LEARN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN A MAN JUICE CAVERN

Princess Celestia locks the door

Princess Celestia: DO NOT COME IN

Princess Luna flees to her room and barracades herself inside with Twilight

Princess Celestia: WE ARE NOT WANTING OF THE VISITORS

Princess Celestia: WAIT SHIT

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Celestia: GET BACK OUT HERE

Princess Luna: NO

Princess Luna: THIS IS MY ROOM

Princess Luna: AND SHE ISN'T GETTING IN

Princess Celestia: DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE

Princess Luna: Aaand this is becoming a sitcom

Princess Cadance summons her army of large-cocked stallions to break down the doors

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Celestia: That works.

Princess Luna: FOR WHAT? WORRY ABOUT CADANCE SPLURTING HER BODILY FLUIDS ALL OVER YOUR BED WHILE YOU'RE HERE OUTSIDE MY ROOM

Princess Celestia: STOP FUCKING MY STUDENT

Princess Celestia: SHE NEEDS TO SEND ME LETTERS

Princess Celestia: AND DO WORK

Princess Celestia: ALL THE TIME

Princess Luna: I'M NOT FUCKING HER I'M PROTECTING HER FROM CADANCE

Princess Luna: NOW PROTECT YOUR BED BEFORE THE DICK ARMY CONTAMINATES IT

Princess Celestia: OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

Princess Cadance says to her hunk army, "Boys, time to do your worst."

Princess Celestia flees to her room and jumps on her bed

Princess Celestia: EUGH IT'S FULL OF JIZZ

Princess Celestia: FJUCICVIPFBP V

Princess Celestia: CV

Princess Luna summons an elite hit team of batstallions (as are the ones that pulled my carriage on nightmare night)

Princess Luna: PROTECT MY DOMAIN

Princess Cadance: THE DOOR SMASHES INTO OBLIVION AS SCORES OF COCK SWINGING STALLION THUNDER INTO THE ROOM; CADANCE GRINNIGN SMUGLY FROM BEHIND

Princess Luna: WHICH ROOM

Princess Celestia: WHY DIDN'T YOU USE /ME YOU STUPID WHORE

Princess Luna: MINE IS DEFENSED

Princess Luna: DEFENDED*

Princess Celestia: WHERE'S SHINING ARMOR

Princess Celestia: HE NEEDS TO PROTECT MY ROOM

Princess Luna: LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT BEGGING TO BE SAVED FROM CADANCE

Princess Luna: TWILIGHT WANTS TO RESCUE HIM, BUT SHE MIGHT GET RAPED IF SHE LEAVES THE SAFETY OF MY BUNKER - ER I MEAN ROOM

Princess Cadance: /says slyly, "He's on my side, bitch. Prepare your posterior."

Princess Cadance: FUCK

Princess Celestia: It's

Princess Celestia: /me

Princess Cadance: SHIT

Princess Cadance: PISS

Princess Celestia: /MEEEEE

Princess Cadance: I KNOW SMARTALL

Princess Cadance: DAMMIT

Princess Celestia: SMARTALL

Princess Celestia: THIS IS WHY I AM SUPERIOR

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Cadance: SMARTASS, SMARTASS

Princess Luna: CADANCE HAS GONE MAD

Princess Celestia: WHAAAAAT

Princess Luna: WHAT IS SHE RAMBLING ABOUT?

Princess Celestia: YOU DON'T SAY

Princess Celestia: YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY

Princess Luna: I MEANT MORE BAD YOU FAT COW

Princess Luna: MAD*

Princess Celestia: CADANCE

Princess Celestia: DIDJA HEAR THAT

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE FUCKIN NUTS

Princess Cadance: MY BOYS WILL RAPE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL NEVER FEEL YOUR PELVIS AGAIN

Princess Celestia: AND YOU CAN'T TYPE CORRECTLY

Princess Celestia /me /me /me

Princess Cadance understands that Celestia is obsessed with herself

Princess Luna: AND YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE

Princess Luna: NOT TRULY

Princess Celestia stops looking in the mirror

Princess Celestia: What?

Princess Cadance: HEY GUESS WHAT I'M USING CAPLOCK RIGHT NOW HA

Princess Celestia: YATATATATATATATATATATATA

Princess Luna: 'TIS A LIE

Princess Cadance: NOW IT'S COWARD KILLING TIMMEEEEE

Princess Luna: HAH

Princess Cadance: YATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Princess Luna: YOU'LL NEVER PENETRATE MY DEFENSES

Princess Celestia: DOODOODADACADANCEISGONNADIE

Princess Celestia blasts Cadance with Sun lasers

Princess Cadance: FAT CHANCE, BITCH

Princess Celestia: THEN IT SHOULD WORK CONSIDERING HOW FAT I AM

Princess Luna HITS CADANCE WITH A SINGULARITY

Princess Cadance ABSORBS THE SUN LASERS INTO HER SPACIOUS PUSSY

Princess Celestia: LUNA DON'T YOU KNOW

Princess Celestia: CADANCE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT MASS EFFECT

Princess Cadance: AND THEN THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END

Princess Luna: PRECISELY

Princess Luna: SHE CANNOT RESPOND EFFICIENTLY

Princess Celestia: NO I THINK IT MEANS SHE CAN'T EFFICIENTLY BE HIT BY IT

Princess Celestia: DUE TO HER IDIOCY

Princess Cadance: IF YOU WANT TO BUY ME MASS EFFECT THAT'S FINE WITH ME

Princess Luna: HAHAHA

Princess Celestia: FAT

Princess Celestia: CHANCE

Princess Celestia: WHORE

Princess Luna: WE WOULDN'T BUY YOU SO MUCH AS A CONDOM

Princess Luna: MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T USE THE DAMN THING

Princess Celestia: ^AHAHAHAHA

Princess Celestia: JSJCHSJSDVDF

Princess Celestia: VDFB

Princess Celestia: DB

Princess Celestia: DGV

Princess Cadance: I'VE GOT THOUSANDS, WHY WOULD I NEED IT

Princess Celestia: MY INSIDES

Princess Luna: VICTORY IS OURS

Princess Luna: FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC

Princess Luna: ER

Princess Cadance: Oh hey, look, the sun's coming up

Princess Luna: I MEAN EQUESTRIA

Princess Luna: YEAH FUCK YEAH

Princess Luna: EQUESTRIA

Princess Luna: WAIT, SHIT

Princess Luna: SUN

Princess Luna: BEDTIME

Princess Cadance: FUCK YOU BITCHES I GET DICK

Princess Luna: ...NO, I CAN WAIT

Princess Luna: FUCK YOU BITCH I CAN GET PUSSY TOO

Princess Cadance: SO CAN I

Princess Cadance: I CAN GET EITHER ONE

Princess Luna: HAH, ONLY IF THEY WANT YOUR SOGGY ASS

Princess Cadance: CUS I'M THE FUCKING LOVE PRINCESS

Princess Luna: NOT ONLY DO PONIES LOVE ME, BUT I CAN ORDER THEM TO!

Princess Celestia: MORE LIKE WHORE PRINCESS

Princess Cadance: THAT WORKS TOO

Princess Cadance: HOW MAY I HELP YOU

Princess Celestia: No that was meant to be an insult.

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING WHAT YOUR STANDARDS HAVE BECOME

Princess Celestia: BE INSULTED DAMMIT

Princess Cadance: WELL IT WASN'T

Princess Celestia: WELL YOU'RE

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE

Princess Celestia: A BITCH

Princess Cadance: OHHHH, THE BURN

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE A BITCHASSMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTSUCKINGSHITSPEWER

Princess Cadance: I;m saving this whole conversation btw

Princess Luna: OF COURSE YOU ARE

Princess Celestia: DO NOT DISTRACT ME WENCH

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING CREATURE CAN'T EVEN KEEP A CONVERSATION PRIVATE

Princess Luna: WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE EXPECT FROM THE ALICORN WHO HAS A LINE OF STALLIONS BEHIND HER READY TO SHOOT THEIR LOADS INTO HER

Princess Cadance: I'll use it against you when you get arrested for dropping the moon on someone

Princess Luna: HAHAHAHHA

Princess Luna: SHE THINKS THE PRINCESSES CAN BE ARRESTED

Princess Celestia: SHE THINKS THE MOON CAN BE DROPPED

Princess Cadance: THEY CAN, THAT'S WHY THERE'S TWO OF THE,

Princess Cadance: M

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: I AM THE MOON

Princess Cadance: AND YOU CAN BE DROPPED

Princess Cadance: HARD

Princess Luna: IS THAT A FAT JOKE? BITCH I EXERCISE EVERY DAMN DAY

Princess Celestia: I THOUGHT I WAS THE FAT JOKE WHORE

Princess Cadance: THE MOON IS FUCKING MILES ACROSS

Princess Luna: YEAH SHE'S THE FAT JOKE

Princess Cadance: AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELEIVE YOU'RE NOT FAT

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T SAY? IT ALSO MOVES YOU DUMB BITCH

Princess Cadance: IT TAKES A WHOLE DAY JUST TO GET AROUND EQUESTRIA

Princess Luna: OH YEAH? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE IN LOVE SETTLE DOWN AND GET FAT SINCE THE ONLY PEOPLE THEY SLEEP WITH ANYMORE ARE SHACKLED TO THEM?

Princess Luna: ALL YOUR SUBJECTS ARE FATASSES

Princess Luna: AND YOU INSULT US

Princess Cadance: YOU ADMITTE THAT I HAVE SUBJECTS

Princess Luna: I USE THE TERM LOOSELY

Princess Cadance: LOOSER THAN YOUR PUSSY

Princess Luna: THE WAY THAT ONE REFERS TO YOU AS 'ATTRACTIVE'

Princess Cadance: YOU'D BE LUCKY TO GET CALLED "ACCEPTABLE"

Princess Celestia just ate an entire bowl of ice cream.

Princess Luna: HA! MINE PUSSY IS WHOLE AND UNSTRETCHED! I DON'T HAVE TO SCREW EVERYONE WITHIN A TEN MILE RADIUS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M ATTRACTIVE

Princess Luna: BESIDES, I SEEM TO RECALL YOU MAKING A PASS AT ME

Princess Luna: I WASN'T SO UNATTRACTIVE THEN WAS I, YOU FILTHY INCESTUOUS WHORE

Princess Cadance: OH I DUMPED EXTRA SEMEN IN THE ICE CREAM, JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

Princess Luna: Bahaha

Princess Luna: HEY CADANCE

Princess Cadance: WHAT

Princess Luna: EVERYONE IN RANDOM IS SAYING THAT YOUR ATTEMPT TO TROLL KIRK WAS A FAIL

Princess Cadance: I DON'T CARE

Princess Luna: HAHA

Princess Cadance: IT WAS FUNNY BECAUS EIT WAS A FAIL

Princess Luna: YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME WE PROVE YOU WRON

Princess Celestia: It was funny, wasn't it?

Princess Luna: OH REALLY? IS THAT WHY WE ALWAYS LAUGH AT YOU WHENEVER YOU TRY AND PRETEND TO BE USEFUL?

Princess Celestia: I'm confused now.

Princess Celestia: I was eating food and missed a few paragraphs

Princess Luna: DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF

Princess Luna: WE HAVE THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL

Princess Cadance: WELL I NEED TO GET IN BED AND HOPEFULLY LOOK LIKE I ACTUALLY SLEPT

Princess Celestia: YOU NEVER LOOK LIKE YOU SLEEP BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS

Princess Celestia: LOVE YOU BAI HOPE YOU GET GOOD NIGHT'S REST<3<3<3<3<3

Princess Cadance: But seriously, guys, I need to go

Princess Luna: VERY WELL

Princess Cadance: Talk to ya later

Princess Celestia: I know. I just said bye.

Princess Luna: OUR SHIFT IS OVER ANYWAY

Princess Celestia: Does thou need further goodbyes?

Princess Luna: I HAVE FINISHED LOWERING THE MOON AND THE SUN IS RISING

Princess Celestia: Wait wat

Princess Luna: WE MUST ALSO GO TO BED

Princess Celestia: OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

Princess Celestia: I WAS UP ALL NIGHT

Princess Celestia: FUCK

Princess Celestia: THANKS CADANCE

Princess Luna: AND CADANCE FOR THE LOVE OF MYSELF WEAR A GAG TONIGHT OR SOMETHING SO THAT I MAY SLEEP PEACEFULLY

Princess Cadance: NOPE

Princess Luna: GAH

Princess Celestia: Methinks, dear sister that her gagging would be just as loud.

Princess Cadance: ENJOY IT, BITCH

Princess Luna: I WILL DROP THE MOON ON YOU

Princess Cadance: DROP THE BASS

Princess Cadance: IT'S MORE USEFUL

Princess Luna: I'LL DROP YOUR WHORE AS

Princess Luna: ASS*

Princess Cadance: ^AHAHAHAHA

Princess Cadance: HAHAHA

Princess Cadance: HAHA

Princess Cadance: HA

Princess Celestia: I'll drop both your asses, I'm tryin' to lift the moon FOR ME'S SAKE

Princess Celestia: I MEAN SUN

Princess Celestia: YOU SEE

Princess Celestia: HOW LONG I'VE BEEN UP

Princess Cadance: ^BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Princess Luna: WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR AMUSEMENT, YOU HAVE HARDLY DONE ANY BETTER

Princess Cadance: YOU TWO AMUSE ME

Princess Luna: AT LEAST WE CAN DO OUR JOBS

Princess Luna: ALL YOU GO IS TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE A PRISONER WITH NO FINGERPRINTS

Princess Celestia: AND SHIT

Princess Cadance: YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T IF YOU ACIDENTALLY RAISED THE MOON INSTEAD OF SUN

Princess Celestia: WE MISPOKE

Princess Luna: HAH, I DID MY JOB CORRECTLY, YOU CANNOT USE THAT ON ME

Princess Celestia: BAH I GROW WEARY OF SUCH TRIPE

Princess Luna: AGREED SISTER

Princess Luna: CADANCE IS HOPELESS ANYWAY

Princess Cadance: AGREED

Princess Luna: AND WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE SUNSET

Princess Celestia: I'M RAISING IT

Princess Celestia: BITCH IS TAKING FOREVER

Princess Luna: I SAID SUNSET

Princess Luna: NIGHTTIME FOOL

Princess Cadance: GO ELSEWHERE AND JIGGLE THY ASS LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY

Princess Celestia: YOU FIRST

Princess Luna: CADANCE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, YOU TRY AND WIGGLE YOUR ASS AND SPERM COVERS THE WALLS LIKE WHITEWASH

Princess Cadance: IT'S AWESOME, RIGHT?

Princess Celestia: NO

Princess Celestia: IT

Princess Celestia: IS

Princess Celestia: NOT

Princess Luna: GAH, YOU'RE DISGUSTING

Princess Cadance: CADANCE'S SEXY PAINTING COMPANY

Princess Celestia: EW

Princess Luna: IT'S LIKE AN OCTUPUS SHOOTING INK, ONLY MORE REPULSIVE

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Cadance: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TENTACLES

Princess Celestia: It's octopus*

Princess Luna: HAH, I'D BE SURPRISED

Princess Cadance: WELL, ANYWAY, GOODBY

Princess Cadance: AND TO ALL A GOOD MORNING

Princess Luna: I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT FILTHY PIT YOU CALL A VAGINA DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES IN IT

Princess Celestia: GOOD RIDDANCE

Princess Luna: AND NO NOT RETURN

Princess Luna: UNTIL THE SPERM HAS BEEN CLEANSED

Princess Cadance: I SHALL NOT

Princess Cadance: Hey, can I borrow your garden hose?

Princess Luna: no

Princess Celestia: Why?

Princess Luna: GET OUT

Princess Cadance: NO U

Princess Luna: BITCH YOU'LL DO AS I SAY

Princess Luna: BECAUSE YOU DON'T OWN SHIT

Princess Cadance: I OWN A CUM FACTORY

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T EVEN OWN YOUR OWN BODY, EVERY STALLION WITHIN TEN MILES DOES

Princess Celestia: I OWN ALL THE FACTORIES

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE ON MY TIME

Princess Celestia: THIS IS MORNING BITCH

Princess Cadance: YOU THINK

Princess Luna: I OWN THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON, STARS, SKIES, AND I CONTROL THE ARMY

Princess Cadance: PFFFT, BITCHES

Princess Luna: AND YOU

Princess Cadance: HAVE A NICE DAY

Princess Luna: DON'T EVEN OWN

Princess Luna: YOUR OWN BODY

Princess Celestia: BYE

Princess Celestia: LOVEYOO

Princess Luna: AND DO NOT RETURN

Princess Celestia: ~uwu~

Princess Celestia: I'M KAWAII

Princess Cadance: /)^3^(\

Princess Cadance: bye

Princess Cadance left chat.

Princess Luna: GOOD RIDDANCE

Princess Luna: BUT I WAS NOT FIBBING DEAR SISTER

Princess Luna: I MUST DEPART

Princess Celestia: Farewell, then sis.

Princess Celestia: Enjoy the morning nap.

Princess Celestia: As for I, I shall take over from here.

Princess Luna: WE WILL SISTER

Princess Celestia: GOOD DAY

Princess Luna: EVEN IF WE DO HAVE TO DROP THE MOON ON CADANCE

Princess Luna disconnected.

Princess Celestia: WITH MY BLESSING

Princess Celestia: FUCK

 

 

It was a long night.