My Little Pony:FiM

[Collective Foal]

In, not with. You think you're so clever

 

WELL YOU'RE NOT!!!

[Blue]

Enough chit-chat. Time is candy.

[Blightmare]

I just realized, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash have some mad painting skills. In 1 week, Applejack couldn't even buck half the apple trees, yet while she takes a short break, the 2 of them managed to paint a sizable majority(assuming so since every tree on the screen seemed affected while it panned across) rather creative and unique colors and designs.

 

I'm a tad jealous of their creative abilities.

[Collective Foal]

You're right. Now the only change they need to make is the fact that RAINBOW DASH IS HONEST TO A FAULT and APPLEJACK IS LOYAL AND ALWAYS THERE FOR THOSE WHO NEED HER HELP!

[Blue]

1. Magic≠Curses

2. |Gravity|=|Magic|

3. ∴ Magnets=Miracles

4. Time=Candy

 

While My Little Pony does not have physics that make very much sense to us, at least they are coherent and internally consistent.

 

 

In other words:

Curses are not Magic

The euclidean space of Gravity is equal to that of Magic. (Therefore) Magnets are equal to Miracles.

Time is Candy.

 

[Collective Foal]

Where do you get gravity=magic ?

[Blue]

All points in the euclidean space of Gravity within My Little Pony are equal to that of Magic. (That's what's meant by the |...|)

It easily explains how Applejack could catapult Rainbow Dash several hundred times the distance upward from which she fell in Applebuck Season, how Fluttershy could be caught by a cloud of butterflies, and other anomalies in Gravitation wherein we would normally attribute Gravity as being proportional to Mass.

[Pinkie Pie]

It's also a cartoon.

[Blue]

Which is why my theories of physics make so much sense.

[Michael Archer]

Trivia time, everypony!

 

Who's the fastest pony in all of Equestria?

 

Hint:

 

It's not Rainbow Dash.

 

 

Answer:

 

It's Pinkie Pie!

 

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I've been asking everypony this, and very few have answered correctly. How did you do?

 

Also Michael, I think you're just being oblivious to someone's favorite pony's faults.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! She is best pony! SHE IS PERFECT!

 

I'm not, though. I've conceded that

she should have recognized when Mare-Do-Well was better. What I didn't like was that people were making her pride to be a vice.

 

People keep saying that "she was being an arrogant attention whore", BUT SHE WASN'T. She DID save those ponies. She DID do everything that she said she did. Nothing was being embellished; it was the truth. I also DO fault for being arrogant, and overestimating her abilities when it came to when she was signing autographs and she couldn't save the other pony in time. But before that, there was nothing wrong with her pride and enjoying the attentions of her fans. I don't think she was being "full of herself" like Fluttershy (our Fluttershy, not the show Fluttershy) suggested since everything she said that she did was true, and the WERE heroic and amazing. She deserves the attention and the pride.

 

Even before she became arrogant, her friends were faulting her for being proud. I don't believe you can be proud and modest at the same time; I think that's a contradiction.

 

In my opinion, I think being arrogant is just as bad as being modest. "Arrogance" is defined by Merriam-Webster as: an attitude of superiority manifested in presumptuous claims or assumptions. Modesty is as bad as arrogance because they're both a skewing of the truth. Modesty is underplaying valid claims, and arrogance is overplaying them. There's no logical reason why one is better than the other.

 

I think the rational approach is a justified pride in your accomplishments, like Rainbow Dash was doing before the Mare. Which is why I hated that her friends faulted her for it.

 

[Blue]

Pride with being justly satisfied with your (or others) abilities and accomplishments is different from Pride as having inflated hubris. You have to differentiate between the positive definition and the negative definition. While one can be attributed at the same time as Modesty without contradiction, the other is interpret-able as an antithesis of Modesty. It's one of those weird nuances in English linguistics, in addition to Pride in both definitions being able to be modulated and muddled by the emotional investment of the person who uses the word.

The meta-concept they try to convey however, I think they manage (however ham-handedly).

[Collective Foal]

I just memorized this song, with the tempo change, SO UH!

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[Blue]

I am so not jelly.

[Blightmare]

I am so not jelly.

Bahahaha.

[Blue]

Correction: Friendship=Magic.

 

I keep mistaking Gravity for Friendship. It's because Pluto and its moon Charon always face each other, like dancers, always spining at an exact contrast rate, so that one side of Pluto is always facing the same side of Charon. Like dancers, spinning on a cosmic ballroom floor, locked in each other's gaze.

Or sort of like Earth and the Moon, except one side of the Moon is always facing us but the Earth constantly rotates. Spinning thirty times for every twist of her satellite. (Another mistake I almost keep making is calling the Moon "Luna". It's technical name is "The Moon". I make that mistake because the technical name of the Sun is "Sol".)

[Collective Foal]

I am so not jelly.

 

Hey Trixie, we heard you like jelly, so we put Twilight in your jelly so you can be jelly while you jelly!

[Pinkie Pie]

Stil the most powerful pony in Ponyville.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Happy Holidays everypony!

 

[Axeldeath]

I hope that's not meant to be cute, it's scary.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]