My Little Pony:FiM

[Blue]

The way blue said it made it sound like it was about all dragons.

Spike demonstrates that dragons in MLP...

Quod erat demonstrandum.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

dragons being mythical, non existent creatures makes it rather hard to "get quite a few things about dragons wrong."

Or are they.

 

As far as we know. but until we find one, my statement stands.

Orly?

[Blightmare]

^ hax.

 

Anywho, Blue asked me over chat one day why I like Rarity. Was taken by surprise by that one but I now have an answer:

 

I can relate to her the most. Simple as that. ^_^

[Michael Archer]

Yes! Know Your Meme has an episode on ponies!

[Blue]

Dear Princess Celestia

 

Now that there is peace, we can enjoy both cupcakes and bacon. Now let's talk about what we learned about ourselves and each other.

 

I learned that I found My Little Pony interesting to read into far more than the stories usually suggested.

• For example, Spike demonstrates that dragons in MLP are likely omnivorous lithivores. They are capable of eating many different things, but their diets rely on minerals or metals. Evidenced by his body chemistry being very satisfied with the eating of gemstones, the components of vegatable foods being edible but disgusting to him (much like how humans do enjoy sour compounds, but drinking vinegar is not very popular) and higher carbohydrates acting like minor poisons (which would explain how he got drunk off of doughnuts).

 

I also learned that both sides Brony and Anti-brony are far more meek than you'd think, and that Epsilon sort of has anger issues, but the two of us have been talking about that.

 

Your Faithful Student,

Blue

For all of my being an insufferable genius, it seems I'm not very perceptive.

I refuse to believe I am a gender-bent Twilight Sparkle.

[Scorpia]

people don't watch MLP JUST because they're cute right? i mean i dont even know what channel the damn show is on, and im not one to talk shit on a show before watching it...

[Axeldeath]

I refuse to believe I am a gender-bent Twilight Sparkle.

 

I think it fits.

 

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/3386/bluepony.png' alt='bluepony.png'>

[alphabetagamma]

people don't watch MLP JUST because they're cute right? i mean i dont even know what channel the damn show is on, and im not one to talk shit on a show before watching it...

It's certainly not because it's cute. It's because the show is great all around. If you watch the first three episodes (the pilot and the first regular one) and still don't like it, we'll never pester you to watch it again. Episode 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWmGnXvOR8

[Scorpia]

okay greek alphabet, here follows my synopsis of the show as i watch it:

 

1. they dont have hooves yet they make those noises whenever they walk/run...

2. im surprised that the ponies dont have the voices of prepubescent children, but rather grown up women...thats messed up lol...

3. horn glows whenever she does stuff

4. haha little dragon thingy fell on his face!

5.equestria..equastria...in kwestria...i dont know how in the hell thats spelled...that purple bastard(twilight sparkle?..) is clearly the leader though...

6. making friends is an important task i guess...

7. and shes terrible at it! lol

8.applejack....she works with apples...clever...you can stop shaking her damn hand now...

9. twilight's a bit sheltered as it seems...

10.blue guy jumped on a friggin cloud and dried her off...okay fuck you too physics.

11. rainbow dash is kinda of an arrogant douche...

12. rarity has an affinity for hair..spike has a hard-on for her...

13. yellow pony needs a damn backbone...

14. spikes gettin some tonight...

15. flutter shy...and she's shy...i don't know if that works...

16. pinky pie could use a bit more meth...

17. pouring a goblet of beer eh? lol

18. nope...it be hot sauce...damn..

19. well, twilight's a party pooper...

20. silly bastards horses don't lay on their backs!

21. pinky pie might be excited...i might be out of line with this assumption though...

22. celestia: dont show up; like a bowss!

23. rarity: state the obvious; like a bowss!

24. nightmare moon's a bitch...she hates the sun...pretty much a badass.

25. 1000 years? damn...she old!

26. like i said shes a badass.

end synopsis for episode 1...

 

begin for episode 2.

1.night time forever? oh teh noes!

2. "what are the elements of harmony?" damn good question dash..

3. and you don't know twilight? good thing pinky has ADHD...and twilight's an idiot

4. note to your future selves: buy sound proof glass.

5. pinky makes me feel smarter...i want a candy apple...i don't know why in the hell i like this show..it boggles my fucking mind...

6. these ponies are pussies...except for dash...ooh! nice going you've killed everyone!

7. nevermind..

8. what the fuck is that thing?

9. oh a montacore(?) that answers my question...

10. speaking up might be an awesome idea shy! again: backbone; you lack one

11. ya see? you see what speaking up does? you might of just gained a vertebrae...seriously a thorn? cough* cliche! cough*

12. stands up to a giant freaking lion thing, but is afraid of her own shadow...makes sense!

13. must! resist! sparkly ey-thorn's alive...its moon...

14. rarity! why aint you a pretentious little shit! lol

15. trees alive...pretty much screwed...

16. pinky is such a moron...and why in the hell did she burst into song?

17. okay at least they're aware shes singing...still unnecessary though...

18. laugh at trees= death...well that works. almost got logical on me for a second there...

19. what the hell did she just say?

20 do ponies even have the physical ability to laugh..nevermind i don't really care at this point. lol

21. dragon...balling about a mustache? let me say that again: a DRAGON is CRYING over a fucking MUSTACHE!

22. rarity seriously? "fabulosity?" aaaand cue illogical shit that fixes dragons mustache.

23. okay wasn't that bad...self sacrifice? and no one has the heart to tell him he looks like an idiot...

24. lol and dash makes a good point...seriously why am i still watching this show? and im laughing at it?

25. dash has wings duh...and he gets lured by moon.

26. message for the day: resist temptation. next lesson, glitter cupcakes and how not to choke upon them.

27. couldn't shy shit also fix the bridge? i spy a plot hole!

28. well twilight just got jacked...

29. she ain't kidding...

30. haha fail! no element for you.

31. fucking tired of being wrong! so there was a point to that side show stuff...and ironically moon caused it all.

32. shes gonna say spark of friendship.

33. or say the element of magic! im gonna stop predicting shit...

34. moon got owned...they get new bling...element of friendship? close enough...

35. ridiculous entrance...celestia's back....that's right bow bitches!

36. so she's princess luna, a purple adorable shit who's celestia's bitch. alright then...

37. *gasp* sister!

38. pinky's a dumbass still. luna's remorseful...way to spoil the moment asshole!

39. didn't expect a segway to a party...but that's pinky for ya...

40. alright celestia. we get it; you're graceful and majestic...now put your damn hoof down and stop waving your hair!

41. twilight gets to stay!? don't...fucking..cry!

42. pinky still giving sliiight hint she's excited...

43. this show is fucking awesome.

end for 2.

 

okay i know i said 3 episodes done tonight, but it's 6:42 here, i'm fucking tired...

but so far, i like the show, i seriously don't know why...i guess i can bad mouth the show if i want too now..but i cannot find a reason to do so... i'm not saying i'm a brony...but i can definitely see reasoning in it's disturbingly popular following. it's somewhat evil to be honest. lol

Edited August 11, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[alphabetagamma]

I can't wait to see this finished in the morning

[Scorpia]

yea ill cover at least the first three. lol

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

For all of my being an insufferable genius, it seems I'm not very perceptive.

I refuse to believe I am a gender-bent Twilight Sparkle.

 

I think it fits.

 

 

Can't wait for a reaction.

[Blue]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[alphabetagamma]

32. shes gonna say spark of friendship.

33. or say the element of magic! im gonna stop predicting shit...

The exact same thing happened with me! But then again Friendship is Magic.

[Scorpia]

32. shes gonna say spark of friendship.

33. or say the element of magic! im gonna stop predicting shit...

The exact same thing happened with me! But then again Friendship is Magic.

 

i couldnt predict anything, its definitely not what i expected, them singing at some point i did expect though..that's about it! lol

i did however try to make that list amusing to read. lol hope you liked it.

[Kyon]

The only thing that irks me about the show is the occasional song, I know it's doesn't happen all the time but it kinda annoys me still.

[Scorpia]

i know, i could not stand it, at least it wasn't long...

[Blightmare]

But the songs are FANTASTIC for mic spam!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNzE5OhM9TQ

[Scorpia]

seriously, how evil are these people? lol

[Blightmare]

That was Alpha and username. O_o