My Little Pony:FiM

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

It's like, we open our mouth and it makes it hard for you not to be a perv. There was absolutely zilch that was dirty about that comment. all he did was mention a character from the show.

That's all it takes for my mind to make it dirty.

I'll have to try harder. A lot harder. So very fucking harde- dammit! I did it agen! Fuck this wont be easy.

[Psychotic Ninja]

How bout someone -rep you every time you bring it up?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

How bout someone -rep you every time you bring it up?

That might work, but pleas be gentle.

 

 

That was not sexual at all!

[Collective Foal]

Whooves, how bout this? SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TYPE WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD! Sure, say it out loud. I don't give a flying fuck. But you have control over the fucking keys you press and the content we read on this page. You fail to understand that YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE OTHER THAN THAT YOU'RE BEING A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE! So stop leaving fucking disgusting sexual comments about your equine fantasies, or I will report you, not minus rep, every time you do.

 

Because when everybody is tired of it, the mod will give you a warning, and if you persist, you get fucking banned. Now nobody wants that, but it seems like the quickest way to straighten this shit out.

 

So the next time I see something overly obscene in one of your posts, I'll hit the little exclamation mark in the bottom right and not even give it a second thought, because you brought it upon yourself.

 

Good day.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Whooves, really, we don't want this to be difficult. I remember where I think this whole thing started, when you said "Chuck you're dirtier than my browsing history." See, that was funny, and everyone +repped you for it and said so. Done deal, or it should have been. That was back when you just made a sex joke to be funny. Now you seem to do it as if you picked a defining trait for your persona here on the forum. But look, the joke is old, and more than that, think about how it makes bronies look. There are people that already think we're weird, and I say fuck them, but when someone sees a post that uses "Celestia's Plasma Cum!" as a curse for no damn reason, how do you think that makes us all look? It's ridiculous, really, it is. It's gotten to the point where I rule out avatars just because I think there's a chance you'll say something perverted about them, even though they themselves aren't dirty at all. Just give it a rest, completely and utterly.

 

Look, we're the same age. I know what you mean when you say that a lot of things become dirty when you see them. That's normal (I think). But you don't have to tell us about it every damn time something perverted pops into your head. And what about stuff like "By Luna's Phallic shaped horn"? How is that even something that your mind made dirty? That's just something you added for no reason, because it wasn't related to the post before it. I'm not saying you're a bad person, but I'm just saying now that we're all tired of that joke, and I don't think anyone else on the forum likes it any better. We haven't said anything before now to spare your feelings, but like Foal said we've all been hinting it for quite a while, but seeing how you reacted to his post I think you just chose to ignore the hints. So we're just asking right now, clear as day. Stop being such a pervert. There's nothing wrong with making a perverted joke every once in a while. We all do it. But it gets old like any joke does, and being a pervert has the additional problem that, well, it's perverted. It can disgust people instead of just irritate them like spamming the same memes over and over or something along those lines. We're not asking you to leave, we're not asking to change your whole personality, we just want you to stop making every goddamn thing we say or do perverted. No one here has to represent the 'dark and sticky side of the fandom'. Those aren't things that need to be talked about. Those are things that most of us would rather pretend don't exist, whether we like them or not. No one else here has to flaunt their masturbatory habits, so why do you?

[Pinkie Pie]

Wow. Dats a looootta words

[Different]

*snip*

 

And then Whooves was broken from all the pressure.

Poor thing.

[iAmaNoob]

Hello

[Pinkie Pie]

[Srake]

 

Babs' voice reminds me of Christopher Walken.

 

Also, BronyState got hacked by /v/ or something... I don't know. I switched streams right after it happened.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Fine, I'll just stop *grumbles insults under his breath*

Oh and a new chapter of fallout equestria project horizons is out

[Different]

Project Horizons summed up.

l1YmS_VDvMY

Just finish it Somber.. geez.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Project Horizons summed up.

l1YmS_VDvMY

Just finish it Somber.. geez.

 

Total approximate wordcount as of Chapter 52: 1,047,898

 

At this point, I get the feeling that he'll somehow manage to get in a trip to the freaking post-war Crystal Empire before this is all done with.

[Pinkie Pie]

I am not surprised at all that one of the related videos in that embed is a pony one.

[Collective Foal]

Wow, I haven't caight a single episode on it's premier date this entire season. Mother fucker I feel stupid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Oh Pinkie Pie, just love your leafy puns.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Project Horizons summed up.

l1YmS_VDvMY

Just finish it Somber.. geez.

 

Total approximate wordcount as of Chapter 52: 1,047,898

 

At this point, I get the feeling that he'll somehow manage to get in a trip to the freaking post-war Crystal Empire before this is all done with.

No! He should not rush, and take all the time and words he needs to tell the best story he can

[Different]

No! He should not rush, and take all the time and words he needs to tell the best story he can

 

N-no, that's not how it works. A storyteller needs to know when to stop.

This story though, feels far too spread out with the character cast changed bigger and bigger by every chapter.

At this rate, you can think about the chapters as episodes and the volumes as seasons.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

No! He should not rush, and take all the time and words he needs to tell the best story he can

 

N-no, that's not how it works. A storyteller needs to know when to stop.

This story though, feels far too spread out with the character cast changed bigger and bigger by every chapter.

At this rate, you can think about the chapters as episodes and the volumes as seasons.

That's bad how?

[Different]

That's bad how?

 

Because the "episodes" are repetitive, it's the same thing with a slightly different setting and new characters that've been added with no previous introduction or notice.

 

I wouldn't mind it if they weren't just shoehorned in.