My Little Pony:FiM

[Psychotic Ninja]

*Stabs Srake*

 

Ooooh ooh ooooh oooh! Me! Me! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Srake]

*Stabs Srake*

 

Ooooh ooh ooooh oooh! Me! Me! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

No... The villain isn't you.

-or-

I think I have got it figured out finally. But your willingness to help has been noticed.

Also, I appear to be bleeding.

 

[Please pick whichever choice is most appropriate]

[Collective Foal]

That written tone of absolute indifference about anything and everything. This is why we all love Srake so much.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Why yes you're bleeding, it should stop in about.... 4 minutes or less. Also, before I leave one more note: I'll take pleasure in gutting you, boy.

[Bravetriforcer]

I've been stuck trying to finish writing a chapter for like 3 weeks now. I just don't know how to advance the story smoothly in this situation.

 

Having trouble introducing a villain of pure shadow whose existence's sole purpose is to lie.

 

Gaddam.

 

>Introduce villain.

>Establish he is made of shadow.

>Have him lie to someone who doesn't deserve to be lied to so that it hurts them in the long run to establish that trait.

 

Boom.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I've been stuck trying to finish writing a chapter for like 3 weeks now. I just don't know how to advance the story smoothly in this situation.

 

Having trouble introducing a villain of pure shadow whose existence's sole purpose is to lie.

 

Gaddam.

 

>Introduce villain.

>Establish he is made of shadow.

>Have him lie to someone who doesn't deserve to be lied to so that it hurts them in the long run to establish that trait.

 

Boom.

No, no it's

>introduce Villain

> make sex joke

>Establish he is made of shadow

>make sex joke

>Have him lie to someone who doesn't deserve to be lied to so that it hurts them in the long run to establish that trait.

>make sex joke

 

 

That's how you do it

[Srake]

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Yeah, if it really was Dr. Pervypants, he would of have it as this:

 

 

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

 

*Sips coffee while leaning back on chair, almost falls off spilling coffee all over the place, but regains balance, not sure if sad or happy, is sappy*

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Yeah, if it really was Dr. Pervypants, he would of have it as this:

 

 

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

> Make sex joke

 

*Sips coffee while leaning back on chair, almost falls off spilling coffee all over the place, but regains balance, not sure if sad or happy, is sappy*

No it would be

 

>make sex

>plot

>make sex

>plot

>make sex

>plot

>make sex with Luna

>plot

>make sex

>plot

>make sex

>plot

>make sex

>plot

Also Dr. Pervypants I like this name

[Srake]

I still don't believe you.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I still don't believe you.

About what?

[Collective Foal]

The day Whooves came out as a clopper was a very, VERY sad day. I did not mind that he confessed. Everyone is permitted to have their likes and dislikes so long as they don't harm others. But when you CONSTANTLY PUT IT IN EVERYBODY'S FUCKING FACE, PEOPLE START TO DISLIKE YOU BECAUSE WHENEVER THEY TRY TO HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU IT'S SOMETHING LIKE "Dude, I'm so sorry, but I can't help but jizz in my pants when I see that image you posted that was not intended to be sexual."

 

Seriously Whooves, that right there is just about every time you open your damn mouth on this thread. Grow up, dude. Seriously. I'm sorry to be an absolute asshole about this (and I realize I am being extremely harsh here), but people have hinted that they'd appreciate it if you stopped and you only do it more. I used to really like you. I would recognize your avatar in a thread and it held a positive connotation in my mind. Now, I see your avatar and immediately anticipate immature, sexual content that you could have easily not told everyone.

 

So Whooves, I am asking that you at LEAST tone down this sexual bullshit, because none of us (that I know of) see it in the same manner and would rather not be subjected to seeing it every time we click on the thread.

[Srake]

Welp. That happened.

 

Here's a Fanfiction in which The Best Friends go to Equestria : http://www.fimfiction.net/story/58950/Two-Best-Friends-Play%3A-Equestria

Here's a Fanfiction in which Solaire Praises the Sun... Goddess: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60344/Grossly-Incandescent

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

The day Whooves came out as a clopper was a very, VERY sad day. I did not mind that he confessed. Everyone is permitted to have their likes and dislikes so long as they don't harm others. But when you CONSTANTLY PUT IT IN EVERYBODY'S FUCKING FACE, PEOPLE START TO DISLIKE YOU BECAUSE WHENEVER THEY TRY TO HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU IT'S SOMETHING LIKE "Dude, I'm so sorry, but I can't help but jizz in my pants when I see that image you posted that was not intended to be sexual."

 

Seriously Whooves, that right there is just about every time you open your damn mouth on this thread. Grow up, dude. Seriously. I'm sorry to be an absolute asshole about this (and I realize I am being extremely harsh here), but people have hinted that they'd appreciate it if you stopped and you only do it more. I used to really like you. I would recognize your avatar in a thread and it held a positive connotation in my mind. Now, I see your avatar and immediately anticipate immature, sexual content that you could have easily not told everyone.

 

So Whooves, I am asking that you at LEAST tone down this sexual bullshit, because none of us (that I know of) see it in the same manner and would rather not be subjected to seeing it every time we click on the thread.

Fine, I'll stop being such a perv.

[Collective Foal]

Thank you

[Different]

Thank you

 

Funnily enough I intended to post something similar a few days ago, in roughly the same way, but after I finished and checked the preview I felt like an asshat about it and stopped.

I'd put it this way though - "You're only doing it because you're seeking for attention and feeling special, stop." Everyone has their kinks, there's no need to flaunt about with it.

 

Pff get on my level Whooves, I've been at it for more than a year.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Thank you

Pff get on my level Whooves, I've been at it for more than a year.

Wait what? You've been at what for more than a year?

[Collective Foal]

Aww shiiit. This is just like Boast Busters, except Trixie is now Whooves and it's about masturbation habits rather than magical skill. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THESE PARALLELS?!?!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Aww shiiit. This is just like Boast Busters, except Trixie is now Whooves and it's about masturbation habits rather than magical skill. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THESE PARALLELS?!?!

Hmm... Me being trixy now that would be-

Dammit fluttershy your making it hard for me not to be a perv

[Blightmare]

It's like, we open our mouth and it makes it hard for you not to be a perv. There was absolutely zilch that was dirty about that comment. all he did was mention a character from the show.