My Little Pony:FiM

[Different]

How many unoriginality points do I recieve?

 

 

[Jek Jek Roo]

Dude, this is perfect!

[Collective Foal]

Not better than an entire Pyro loadout named for Pinkie Pie

 

But good nonetheless.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

So I heard you like humanizations. And breasts.

[Pinkie Pie]

Was at McDonalds earlier today when I spotted an incredibly hot punk chick. Like, she had piercings on her face, really dark eyeshadow, and yet somehow she was the manager. Anyway, whilst I was looking at her, I noticed she was wearing an MLP belt with all the mane six on it. Being the impulsive brony I am, I asked one of the cashiers if I could speak to the manager. Nervously, the guy conceded, "A-alright.", a quiver in his lip. The chick comes up, a confident stare as she asked, "How can I help you?"

 

Two words were all I needed.

"Nice belt." I said with a smile, and left quickly (my family was already in the car and pissed at me so...), but not before catching a knowing smirk. She knew. SHE KNEW.

 

And that was the highlight of my day.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

So I heard you like humanizations. And breasts.

Shiny I don't know if I should be happy that you showed me some good My Little Pony art, or sad because I just screamed at my screen saying "WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL!"

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Was at McDonalds earlier today when I spotted an incredibly hot punk chick. Like, she had piercings on her face, really dark eyeshadow, and yet somehow she was the manager. Anyway, whilst I was looking at her, I noticed she was wearing an MLP belt with all the mane six on it. Being the impulsive brony I am, I asked one of the cashiers if I could speak to the manager. Nervously, the guy conceded, "A-alright.", a quiver in his lip. The chick comes up, a confident stare as she asked, "How can I help you?"

 

Two words were all I needed.

"Nice belt." I said with a smile, and left quickly (my family was already in the car and pissed at me so...), but not before catching a knowing smirk. She knew. SHE KNEW.

 

And that was the highlight of my day.

Today I was talking with a girl and at one point the conversation led to me pulling out my keys. I showed her my keychain Derpy and before I could explain what it was she said "oh, you're one of those guys who like my little pony?" I told her yes and that she probably doesn't want to hear me talk about it, but she insisted, so I gave her the spiel.

 

Second time that's happened. I should really get it memorized.

 

(and before you ask, I did end up getting her number)

[Collective Foal]

Shiny, you pimp. I don't get out, so I also don't get numbers or talk to girls that I don't already know. In Newark, apparently there are a lot of bronies around when the U of D starts classes, but all I ever see is a bunch of fashion-conscious, materialistic, wanna-be Jersey/ Cali girls, so yea. I feel like I'm never going to really have multiple girlfriends. When I find the one I want to at least try to spend my life with, that'll be that.

 

Oh and Weebs:

Hot punk chick... piercings...

We have different opinions of attractive features, I think.

[Pinkie Pie]

We have different opinions of attractive features, I think.

Eh I don't usually go for punk or goth chicks, but hey, when it works it works.

[Different]

Pff, social interaction. Who needs that anyway?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Shiny, you pimp. I don't get out, so I also don't get numbers or talk to girls that I don't already know. In Newark, apparently there are a lot of bronies around when the U of D starts classes, but all I ever see is a bunch of fashion-conscious, materialistic, wanna-be Jersey/ Cali girls, so yea. I feel like I'm never going to really have multiple girlfriends. When I find the one I want to at least try to spend my life with, that'll be that.

First: If you mean Newark New Jersey, then you were only a few miles away from Bronycon. If not, I'm sure there's a brony group nearby.

 

Second: There are groups of nerds somewhere in that college. Find them. For me it was just as easy as walking over to a table where a bunch of kids were playing Magic: The Gathering (which I don't play, but still).

[Collective Foal]

U of D = University of Delaware...

 

Newark... Delaware.

 

Not Newerk, New Joisey (spelled phonetically, of course)

 

I'm still just a three hour drive from BronyCon.

 

Oh, and btw, you guys should all feel lucky to know me. I'm a Delaware resident. That means I am part of a demographic that makes up 2 TENTHS of a percent of the US population. And I'm a brony. So that's like 2 Thousandths of a percent or something like that. By my math, I am one of 6,286 individuals in this country. If you want to narrow it further, I play saxophone. That's like, 2 people... maybe.

 

Moral of the story is, if you ever feel like "just another face" or a completely unoriginal lump, do some simple statistics and you'll quickly find you're one of a kind!

[Blightmare]

popping in to stop some hearts.

 

[Kirkreng]

[Chuckthe2nd]

Popping in to speed them up again. Meanwhile in the cosplay department:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Saw someone with a Dr. Whooves shirt, gave her a bro-hoof.

 

Also, more Friendship is witchcraft:

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[Collective Foal]

Lol, kinda reminds me of Dress.MOV with Discord. The stupid noises she makes when shes waving it all around the sky are hilarious (laulalalauololaolawwolaoul).

 

Anyways, this is my new project. HOLY SHIT THIS IS HARD! There's a part that sounds kind a saxophone but its synthesized. There's so many trills it isnt even funny. It will take me forever, but it will get done!

 

Edit: Just asked WoodenToasters permission and he cleared it. Fuck yea!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

So I needed to download Hugh Jelly for something, and it was huge so I opened it in a new window, and this is what it looked like:

 

 

 

 

It scares me, but I also kind of want it on my background. You can't get cropping and composition like that on purpose.

[Srake]

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[Doctor Felix Whooves]

This is why I love Luna so much