My Little Pony:FiM

[Collective Foal]

LOLOLOLOL

 

Guys, you just made my sorrowful mid-term filled day!

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes this is from Molestia but goshdarnit it's too adorable to pass up.

[Scorpia]

"Molestia"...

 

people are freakin' weird, but this is admittedly tamer than the last one.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Phone won't load the image.

[Blightmare]

That image is adorable, and oddly safe, considering the source.

[Collective Foal]

How was that even Molestia? estoy confudido...

[Pinkie Pie]

Not all of Molestia's posts revolve around...well...molesting. Like Futashy, some are just ADORABLE!! Though a lot are just creepy...

[Collective Foal]

But the Futashy posts always have some sort of limp looking penis that has the appearance of a stale, moldy pig-in-a-blanket...

[Twilight Sparkle]

I'll pretend I didn't just read Fluttershy's post and agree that the picture is insanely adorable.

[Pinkie Pie]

lol Yes, but not all of them do.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

But the Futashy posts always have some sort of limp looking penis that has the appearance of a stale, moldy pig-in-a-blanket...

 

 

Orly?

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

I randomly dropped into this topic and now I'm thinking bronies have as much a dirty fantasy as furries.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I randomly dropped into this topic and now I'm thinking bronies have as much a dirty fantasy as furries.

It's safe to say that, because furries don't have dirty fantasies. Not all of them, anyway.

[Collective Foal]

Furries and bronies are two different groups, but I like to consider clopping bronies as sexual Furries, as they are fantasizing about bestiality.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I absolutely hate pony porn. I'm fine with plot pics and what not, but Jesus, it's a kid's show.

[Collective Foal]

FFFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!!!

 

This is the THIRD friggin time I've been forced to quick close out of the internet browser without saving what I wrote. I have written the same paragraph for my fic THREE FUCKING TIMES! Do you know how hard it is to replicate something you poured your soul into when you're frustrated as hell and have no template to work from?! I want to pull my fucking hair out right now!!!

 

Edit: So in my anger, I wrote another Fluttershy rap. Most of it's in my sig, but I exceeded the character cap and had to take out a chunk. Here's the whole thing:

 

The animals adore me,

Celestia implores me,

To thwart the,

Unworthy,

Bitch that they call Discord see,

I'm not so bad,

I'll let you shine above me,

But try to run away and soon it's

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!

Just don't hurt my friends,

And I think you'll be okay,

But if you try,

I'll make you cry,

And ruin your whole day.

[Blue]

Hello, and again, Welcome to the Harmonius Friendship Computer-Aided Enrichment Village.

[Pinkie Pie]

My Little Turret

My Little Turret

aaaAAaAAaAAaaMmmyyy Little Turret

 

I used to wonder what friendship could be.

 

Until you all shared it's science with me!

 

Calculations.

Tons of tests!

Stupid human beings,

shoot them down like pests.

 

Sharing hypothesis is an easy feat, and science makes it all complete yeah Myyy Little Turret. Do you know you're all expendable?

 

Gah I'm a dumbass.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Hello, and again, Welcome to the Harmonius Friendship Computer-Aided Enrichment Village.

I wonder what you'd call the fans of the show. Brorets?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Hello, and again, Welcome to the Harmonius Friendship Computer-Aided Enrichment Village.

I wonder what you'd call the fans of the show. Brorets?

Turnies? Tr... Trannies?