the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[scott155]

Who needs @%$(@#_$*&(*@$ when you've got *********?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs ********* when you have __________?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs photos when you've got the real Roxas?

 

 

Click on the Spoiler if you don't get why I said "photos" instead of "_________"

 

 

 

Early on in Kingdom Hearts 2, you're after a thief who stole a bunch of photos that contained Roxas, and the word "photos" as well (including corresponding words like 'photo', 'picture', etc. So, if anyone ever said 'photos' the word itself would be silent, and yet everyone knew what it was they were saying.

 

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs "the real Roxas" when you have too much time on your hands?

[scott155]

Who needs too much time on your hands when you've got hands on your time?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs hands on your time when you have hands on your [censored]?

[scott155]

Who needs hands on your [censored] when you can have your hands on your [redacted]?

 

EDIT: Fixed for grammar and accuracy. I had misquoted, mixed up your/you're... God, it was awful. I really shouldn't post things when I'm too tired for even minimal proofreading.

Edited August 5, 2014 by Guest (see edit history)

[BTGBullseye]

You severely misquoted what I said.

 

Who needs your hands on your [redacted] when you can jump like you're on the moon?

[scott155]

Who needs to severely misquote what you said when you've got editing?

 

I mean...

 

Who needs to jump like you're on the moon when you can float like you're in space?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to float like you're in space when you grow bat-like wings and a tail that allow you to fly?

[scott155]

Who needs to grow bat-like wings and a tail that allow you to fly when you've got magical levitation powers?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs magical levitation powers when you've got the Flying Nimbus?

[scott155]

Who needs the flying nimbus when you can be propelled by your own lavender-scented flatulence?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs that image in their heads when you can think about nice things, like butterflies and genocide?

[scott155]

Who needs nice things like butterflies and genocide when you can have horrible things like genocidal butterflies?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs horrible things like genocidal butterflies when you can have hooting fish?

[scott155]

Who needs hooting fish when you've got swimming owls?

[Zeth]

Who needs swimming owls when you've got flying rat's ass?

[scott155]

Who needs a flying rat's ass when you've got a flying fuck?

[Zeth]

Who needs flying fuck when you've got Fleshlight V-stroker?