the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Koach]

Who needs infinite sex when you have someone to love?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs someone to love when you've got a Pimp Mobile?

[scott155]

Who needs a Pimp Mobile when you've got a pimped-out Bat-mobile

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a pimped-out Bat-mobile when you've got a sex slave?

[Koach]

who needs a sex slave when you got a nymphomaniac GF?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a nymphomaniac GF when you've got a nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriend?

[scott155]

Who needs a nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriend when you have mind control the way Dave described it?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a mind control the way Dave described it when you have a mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriend?

[scott155]

Who needs a a mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriend when you can realize that if you had mind control the way Dave described it you could have a city full of mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to realize that if you had mind control the way Dave described it you could have a city full of mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends when you have a city full of mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends?

[Scorpia]

^...HUH?!

Who needs to have a city full of mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends when you have the internet?

[Blightmare]

Who needs the internet when you have the BLOGOSPHERE?!

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs the BLOGOSPHERE when you have a city full of mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends all to yourself?

[Flyingamerboy]

Who needs a city full of mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends all to yourself when you've got serious Sam ?

[scott155]

Who needs Serious Sam when you've got Stick-man Sam?

[Flyingamerboy]

Who needs stick-man Sam when you've got stickman

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs stickman when you've got a city full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls?

[Lux Arbuckle]

Who needs a city full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls when you've got a pair of chopsticks, a tub of Vaseline and a piece of string?

[scott155]

Who needs chopsticks, a tub of Vaseline and a piece of string when you've got an island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends?

[Lux Arbuckle]

Who needs an island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends when you guys need to get laid more often.