the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Who needs a tasty beverage of Samuel Jackson's Badass Ale? when you have something even longer to type, like this message I'm typing right now?

[Blightmare]

who needs something even longer to type, like the message you're typing right now, when you have a package of the worlds largest, most fantastic piece of rhubarb pie, with the crispiest of crusts and the most satisfying center of the freshest of fillings ever?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs rhubarb pie, when you have my dad's top sirloin, grilled to medium rare along with grilled garlic bread, and grilled corn of the cob, which was picked that day *drools at the thought of that epic meal I'm having today*

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Who needs your dad's top sirloin, grilled to medium rare along with grilled garlic bread, and grilled corn of the cob, which was picked that day *drools at the thought of that epic meal you're having today* When you have yourdad'stopsirloin,grilledtomediumrarealongwithgrilledgarlicbread,andgrilledcornofthecob,whichwaspickedthatday*droolsatthethoughtofthatepicmealyou'rehavingtoday*withoutanyspaces?

[scott155]

Who needs yourdad'stopsirloin,grilledtomediumrarealongwithgrilledgarlicbread,andgrilledcornofthecob,whichwaspickedthatday*droolsatthethoughtofthatepicmealyou'rehavingtoday*withoutanyspaces w h e n y o u h a v e l o t s o f u n n e s s e s a r y s p a c e s j u s t t o m a k e y o u r p a g e c o u n t l a r g e r f o r t h a t e s s a y d u e t o m m o r r o w ?

[Epsilon]

Who needs l o t s o f u n n e s s e s a r y s p a c e s j u s t t o m a k e y o u r p a g e c o u n t l a r g e r f o r t h a t e s s a y d u e t o m m o r r o w hwen ouy cna mvoe lttres aroudn

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs to mvoe lttres aroudn when u kan spel lyke dis?

[Flyingamerboy]

Who need to spel Lyke dis when you can spell like this

[scott155]

Who needs to spell like this when you can get your point across without words because you have a gun?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs to get their point across with a gun when you have a crowbar?

[Epsilon]

Who needs a crowbar when you have Gordon Freeman's awesomeness in weapon form?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs Gordon Freeman's awesomeness in weapon form when you've got ɯɹoɟ uodɐǝʍ uı ssǝuǝɯosǝʍɐ s,uɐɯǝǝɹℲ uopɹoפ?

[Epsilon]

Who needs ɯɹoɟ uodɐǝʍ uı ssǝuǝɯosǝʍɐ s,uɐɯǝǝɹℲ uopɹoפ when you've got tomatoes?

[alphabetagamma]

WHO NEEDS TOMATOES WHEN YOU'VE GOT CAPS LOCK?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs CAPS LOCK when you have weaponized sex?

[scott155]

Who needs weaponized sex when you've got sexy weapons?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs sexy weapons when you've got sex galore?

[scott155]

Who needs sex galore when you've got Pussy Galore?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs Pussy Galore when you've got infinite sex?

[scott155]

Who needs infinite sex when you have... ummm.... dammit.