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Who needs Wheatly Laboratories Frankenturrets when you've got Cave Johnson's lemons?

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Who needs Cave Johnson's lemons when you've got gasoline for blood?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs to be a creeper when you could be the most annoying mob in minecraft, a cow.

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Who needs to be on a horse when the horse can be DIAMONDS?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs Bill Gates when you got Steve Mo- I mean Jobs.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs Steve Mobs when you've got Al Capone?

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs Al Capone when you've got OJ Simpson?

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Who needs Homer Simpson when you've got Peter Griffin?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs something unrelated when you can have "And Now for Something Completely Different"?

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs "And Now for Something Completely Different" when you can have the entirety of Monty Python?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Who needs the entirety of Monty Python when... uh... Screw it, everyone needs the entirety of Monty Python.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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