the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Srake]

Who need someone else to do it when you could do it yourself?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

who needs to do things theirselves when they can hire people for it?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs to hire people to do it for you, when the garbage man can!?

[Epsilon]

Who needs the garbage man when you've got the candy man?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Who needs the candy man when you have the ice cream man?

[scott155]

Who needs the Ice-Cream man when you've got Iron Man?

[alphabetagamma]

Who need Iron Man when you've got the Man of Steel?

[Brad]

Who needs the Man of Steel when you've got iron steel made of metal?

[scott155]

Who needs iron steel made of metal when you have adamantium?

[Brad]

Who needs adamantium when you've got aluminum?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

who needs alluminum when you have adminium?

[scott155]

Who needs adminium when you've got a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world (in 1971, anyway) that can blow your head clean off?

[Brad]

Who needs a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world (in 1971, anyway) that can blow your head clean off when you've got the Single Action Army, the greatest gun ever made with six shots, which is more than enough to kill anything that moves.

[scott155]

Who needs a single action army when you've got FPSrussia's entire arsenal?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

who needs FPSrussia's entire arsenal when you have this

[Brad]

Who needs Chuck Norris when you've got Bruce Lee?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

who needs Bruce Lee when you have...

[Brad]

Who needs Gordon Freeman when you've got Solid Snake?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs Solid Snake when you have Cate Archer?

[scott155]

Who needs Cate Archer when you've got Wheatly Laboratories Frankenturrets?