the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Brad]

Who needs the Battlefield Bad Company 2 SPAS-12 shotgun with 12 gauge slugs when you can have a Pancor Jackhammer?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs a Pancor Jackhammer when you've got a normal jackhammer?

[Brad]

Who needs a normal jackhammer when you've got a sledgehammer?

[Epsilon]

Who needs a sledgehammer when you've got a maul?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs a maul when you've got a mall?

[Brad]

Who need a mall when you can have a Macy's?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs Macy's when you've got Walmart?

[Epsilon]

Who needs Walmart when you've got Home Depot?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs Home Depot when you've got intelligence?

[Brad]

Who needs intelligence when you've got the internet?

[that guy]

Who needs the internet when you've got Finnish kerosene?

[Brad]

Who needs Finnish kerosene when you've got American gasoline?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs American gasoline when you have legs?

[Brad]

Who needs legs when you've got arms?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs arms when you have wings?

[Brad]

Who needs wings when you've got jet engines?

[scott155]

Who need's jet engines if they're the goddamned batman?

[Brad]

Who wants to be the goddamned Batman when they can be Spiderman?

[scott155]

Who needs to be Spiderman when you can be Cave Johnson? The man who is going to burn your house down. With lemons.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Who needs cave johnson when... ok someone else do this one please.