the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a phylum when you have the 'verse?

[Arby]

Who needs the 'verse when you've got The Guide?

[Kirkreng]

Who needs the The Guide when you've got The Lumbridge Guide?

[Madman]

Who needs the Lumbridge Guide when you've got bread?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs bread when you've got buttermilk pancakes?

[that guy]

Who needs buttermilk pancakes when you've got a beard?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs a beard when you've got pubic hair?

[Madman]

Who needs pubic hair when you've got a bottle'o rum?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a bottle'o rum when you have Scotch?

[Kirkreng]

Who needs a bottle'o rum when you have Vodka?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs Vodka when you can have wheaties?

[that guy]

who needs wheaties when you've got a delicious brick?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs a delicious brick when you've got tasty cement?

[Bjossi]

Who needs tasty cement when you got tar pudding?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs tar pudding when you've got GIGA pudding?

[Bjossi]

Who needs GIGA pudding when you've got. . . *Dr. Evil silence* . . . MEGA pudding?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs MEGA pudding when you've got KILO pudding?

[Bjossi]

Who needs KILO pudding when you've got KILO bytes?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs KILO bytes when you've got "Like a BOSS!" thread?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs a "Like a BOSS" thread when you have /b/?