the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[scott155]

Who needs the hottest women on the planet as your slaves when you can have the hottest women in the universe as your consensual sexual partners?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to have the hottest women in the universe as your consensual sexual partners when you can have a great conversational partner?

[Seattleite]

Who needs a great conversational partner when you have a woman who's good looking, great in bed, brilliant and a hell of a conversationalist? (And by the way, I totally have that.)

[scott155]

Who needs to brag about their amazing wife/girlfriend on the internet when you can sit alone in bitter resentment, despising all of humanity for little to no reason?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to sit alone in bitter resentment, despising all of humanity for little to no reason when you can just go with it?