the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a Fleshlight V-stroker when you can have a conversation that doesn't turn to vulgar?

[scott155]

Who needs a conversation that doesn't turn vulgar when you can give a thirty page dissertation on the history of the usage of sex toys complete with info-graphics and other visuals?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs the above when you can have something completely different?

[scott155]

Who needs something completely different when you can know how to spot different types of trees from quite a long ways away?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to know how to spot different types of trees from quite a long ways away when you can work for the ministry of funny walks?

[scott155]

Who needs to work for the ministry of funny walks when you can be part of the Spanish Inquisition?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs to be part of the Spanish Inquisition when you've got a comfy chair?

[scott155]

Who needs a comfy chair when you've got a shrubbery?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a shrubbery when you can chop down a tree with A HERRING!!!?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs to chop down a tree with A HERRING!!! when you have it?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs it when you've got

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs [image] when you can have

?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a

when you've got an image that doesn't stretch the page?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs an image that doesn't stretch the page when you have a red Swingline stapler?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a red Swingline stapler when you've got to go ahead and move downstairs into storage B?

[Seattleite]

Who needs the go ahead and move downstairs into storage B when you have an alley to live in?

[scott155]

Who needs an alley to live in when you've got lots of space in between the drywall?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to have lots of space between the drywall when you can take the red pill?

[scott155]

Who needs to take the red pill when you can take the little blue pill?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to take the little blue pill when you can have the hottest women on the planet as your slaves?