the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to break from the game to post something off topic when you have side-effect free LSD on pizzas that taste like c-sharp and smell like purple? (coincidentally I can somewhat hear light, and see sound normally)

[Seattleite]

Who needs side-effect free LSD on pizzas that taste like c-sharp and smell like purple, when you can have legalized LSD so you don't have to hide it on your pizza anymore and can just have a blotter? (And somehow, I'm not surprised.)

[scott155]

Who needs legalized LSD so you don't have to hide it on your pizza anymore and can just have a blotter when you can have advanced synesthesia?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs advanced synesthesia when you can be insane?

[scott155]

Who needs insanity when you've got a video of Jim Sterling playing Air Control?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a video of Jim Sterling playing Air Control when you have random?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs random when you've got a sandvich?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs sandvich when you have DEATH BY LAZORS!!!

[scott155]

Who needs death by lazors when you've got stun by phasers?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs stun by phasers when you've been vaporized by a disruptor?

[scott155]

Who needs to have been vaporized by a disruptor when you've been disrupted by a vaporizer?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to have been disrupted by a vaporizer when you have DEATH BY PINEAPPLE!!!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs death by pineapple when you've got death... by exile?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs death by exile when you have death?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs death when you've got a room... WITH A MOOSE!

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a room with a moose when you have a lie flavored cake?

[scott155]

Who needs lie flavored cake when you've got pie flavored cake?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs pie flavored cake when you have cake flavored lies?

[scott155]

Who needs cake flavored lie when the cake IS an arrow to the meme?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a cake is an arrow to the meme when you have @%$(@#_$*&(*@$?