the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[scott155]

Who needs anything else when you've got derailed threads?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs derailed threads when you have pineapple?

[Professor Vex]

Who needs pineapple when you have apple?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs apple when you have windows?

 

(c wut i did thar)

[scott155]

Who needs windows when you can sledgehammer a hole in a wall?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs to sledgehammer a hole in a wall when you can c4 a hole in a wall?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs to C4 a hole in the wall when you can destroy the entire universe?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs to destroy the universe when you've got a devil-may-care attitude?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs a "devil-may-care" attitude when you have pizza?

[Psychotic Ninja]

*eats a slice* Who needs pizza *eats another slice* when you've got... dammit, this pizza's too good to pass up. Oh well, who needs pizza when you've got pizza flavored bacon?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs pizza flavored bacon when you have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a load of pizzas?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a load of pizzas when you've got the Justice League of America... with a load of pizzas?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs the "Justice League of America... with a load of pizzas" when you have pizza with models of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it?

[Seattleite]

Who needs pizza with models of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it, when you have pizza that DOESN'T have models of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs pizza without models of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when you have the real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and lots of pizzas with models of them on them?

[Seattleite]

Who needs the real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when you have enough connection with reality to understand that they're not real?

[scott155]

Who needs connection with reality to understand that they're not real when you've got pizza topped with LSD?

[Seattleite]

Who needs pizza topped with LSD when you've got pizza and LSD entirely separate? (LSD? On pizza? That would taste AWFUL. Then again, I think the same of ranch on pizza...)

[scott155]

Who needs to have LSD and pizza separate when you've got pizza that smells purple and tastes like C Sharp?

[Seattleite]

(Okay, and how does keeping them separate change that?)