the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Collective Foal]

Who needs Chell when you can be stranded in a post-apocalyptic wheat field?

[Epsilon]

Who needs being stranded in a post-apocalyptic wheat field when you've got being crippled by a Tank in a hedge maze?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs to be crippled by Snuggles in a hedge maze when you've got a molotov cocktail?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs a molotov cocktail when you have a cocktail?

 

[Obsidian]

Who needs love when you have television?

[Epsilon]

Who needs television when you have Youtube?

[scott155]

Who needs YouTube when you've got Netflix?

[Humin]

Who needs Netflix when you're schizophrenic?

[Obsidian]

Who needs friends when you're schizophrenic!?

[scott155]

Who needs schizophrenia when you've got PTSD?

[Obsidian]

Who needs PTSD when you have a whole bottle of pills?

[scott155]

Who needs a whole bottle of pills when you've got a warehouse full of crack?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs a warehouse full of crack when you have Accursed Farms, Freeman's Mind and Civil Protection?

[Humin]

Who needs Accursed Farms, Freeman's Mind, and Civil Protection when you have Ross Scott as your forced-at-gunpoint slave?

[scott155]

Who needs Ross Scott as your forced-at-gunpoint slave when you have an army of Ross-clones spitting out CP and FM episodes of the highest caliber at a rate of over 10 episodes a day?

[Professor Vex]

Who needs over-complicated posts when you have Zed?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs Zed when you have Z?

[scott155]

Who needs Z when you've got X?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs X when you've got Zoidberg?

[BTGBullseye]

Who needs Zoidberg?

 

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