the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Ikthias]

who needs a smartphone when you have a pager?

[scott155]

Who needs a pager when you've got messenger pigeons?

[Ikthias]

who needs messenger pigeons when you have smoke signals

[scott155]

Who needs smoke signals when you can smoke peyote?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs to smoke peyote when you can eat tomacco?

[Ikthias]

who wants to eat tomacco when you can drink 15-hour energy

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[scott155]

Who needs 15 hour energy when you've got crystal meth in a can?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs crystal meth in a can when you've got bath salts?

[Arby]

who needs bath salts when you have the T-Virus?

[Humin]

Who needs the T-virus when you've got headcrabs?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs headcrabs when you've got the Hypnotoad?

[scott155]

Who needs Hypnotoad when you've got Bender?

[Arby]

who needs bender when you have flexo?

[Ikthias]

who need Flexo when you've got Texaco

[danielsangeo]

Who needs Texaco when you have Jaws 19?

 

(Speaking of which, does anyone else find it odd that BTTF2 would have, as a gimmick, movies with a 3D holograms in 2015 and in 2012, we have 3D movies?)

[scott155]

Who needs Jaws 19 when you can have 19 jaws?

[Ikthias]

who needs 19 jaws when you have 19 Night Train bottles

[scott155]

Who needs 19 Night Train bottles when you've got 19 bottles of beer on the wall and you and your friends are wasted from the other 80?

[Ikthias]

who cares about the 99 bottles of beer when you got the last beer

[scott155]

Who cares about the last beer when you've got

THE LAST...MELON?