the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[scott155]

Who needs Collective Foal's dirty mind when everyone's got their own?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs a dirty mind when they have me?

[scott155]

Who needs Alyxx Thorne when you've got Alyx Vance?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs Alyx Vance when you have Lara Croft?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs Lara Croft when you've got Zoey?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs Zoey when you've got Zooey Deschanel?

[Collective Foal]

Who needs Zooey Deschanel when you have a life?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a life when you have nine?

[Collective Foal]

Who needs nine lives when you've got a dog or a horse, which are 20 times better than cats.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a dog or a horse when you've got a Chocobo?

[Collective Foal]

Who needs a Chocobo when you've got Chocolate?

[danielsangeo]

Who needs chocolate when you have Zooey Deschanel?

 

(Yes, I'm pathetic.)

[scott155]

Who needs Zooey Deschanel when you have a .44 Magnum which was once the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off?

[Collective Foal]

Who needs a .44 Magnum that isn't really gonna blow your head off when you have .50 Caliper Sniper Rifles?

[Doom Shepherd]

Who needs a .50 caliper sniper rifle when you have an Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator, hmm?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs that when you have a vagina?

[Collective Foal]

Who needs a vagina when you've got a penis? (What else did you expect from that )

[Ikthias]

who needs a penis when you have computer?

[scott155]

Who needs a computer when you've go cerebral implants with wifi?

[Chuckthe2nd]

Who needs cerebral implants with wifi when you have a smartphone?