the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a Rosetta Stone when you've got a Philosopher's Stone?

[Chuckthe2nd]

Who need the Philosopher's Stone when you have Dumbledore?

[Pinkie Pie]

Who needs Dumbledore when you've got Twilight Sparkle?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Who needs Twilight Sparkle when you have twilight itself?

[Average Internet Guy]

Who needs Twilight when you've got Cat's Cradle?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs Cat's Cradle when you have a silver spoon?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a silver spoon when you have thread necromancy?

[Twilight Sparkle]

Who needs thread necromancy when you have a banhammer?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a banhammer when you have Captain Hammer?

[Twilight Sparkle]

Who needs captain hammer when you have captain obvious?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs captain obvious when you have Psychotic NInja?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs me when you have um... Hey! What do you mean by that Alyxx? You saying I'm more obnoxious than Captain Obvious?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Haha, just kidding with you

[Twilight Sparkle]

Who needs to play the game when you can just make reassurances that you weren't serious?

[Madman]

Who needs reassurances that you weren't serious when you have ME?!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs you when you have, not to sound gay, The Hero of Canton?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs him when you the anti-hero of New York?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs the anti-hero of New York when you have Light Yagami?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who needs Light Yagami when you have Tyler Durden?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs Tyler Durden when you have Collective Foal's dirty mind?