the "who needs...when you've got..." game

[Collective Foal]

Who needs a delicious pie when you have a PINKIE PIE?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs a PINKIE PIE when you have an apple pie?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Who needs apple pie when you have Applejack?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Who needs Apple Jack when you've got Frosted Flakes?

[scott155]

Who needs Frosted Flakes when you've got frosted cakes?

[Collective Foal]

Who needs frosted cakes when you've got chocolate cake?

[scott155]

Who needs chocolate cake when you've got German chocolate cake?

[Very7684]

who needs German chocolate cake when you've got a Moist Double fudge chocolate cake with creamy vanilla cream frosting topped with chocolate chips, rainbow and chocolate sprinkles and m&ms with the addition of Moist butter cream frosting and real mint- chocolate chunks and candied pecans???

[scott155]

Who needs a Moist Double fudge chocolate cake with creamy vanilla cream frosting topped with chocolate chips, rainbow and chocolate sprinkles and m&ms with the addition of Moist butter cream frosting and real mint- chocolate chunks and candied pecans when you have a cake with seven or more types of liquor in it?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Who needs that kind of cake when you have the cake very7684 described?

[Epsilon]

Who needs the cake is a lie very7684 described when you have a truth?

[alphabetagamma]

Who needs a a truth when you have a religion/ sandvich?

[Arby]

who needs a religion in incredibly small text and a sandvich when you have Gabe N. at gunpoint?

[scott155]

Who needs Gabe N. at gunpoint when you can trap him in limbo so that he knows how Gordon Freeman feels waiting for Episode 3?

[Pinkie Pie]

Who needs him trapped in limbo when you have to ship Portal 2, and then you have to ship DOTA 2, and then you have to ship Portal 3, and then you to ship Left 4 Dead 3, and then you have to ship Team DOTA, and then you have to ship Counter-Portal.

 

And then we'll worry about Episode 3

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Who needs to ship Portal 2, and then ship DOTA 2, and then ship Portal 3, and then ship Left 4 Dead 3, and then ship Team DOTA, and then ship Counter-Portal, when you've got to ship ponies?

[scott155]

Who needs to ship ponies when stray ponies wander up to your house? (This actually happened to me)

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Who needs wandering stray ponies when you have wandering stray alligators?

[Ecorp99]

Who needs wandering stray alligators when you have Civil Protection?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Who needs Civil Protection when you have Gordon Frohman?