Ban the person above you!

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for even mentioning cruel and unusual torture methods on a forum like this.

[Bravetriforcer]

Banned for what I believe is a Slipknot album cover being your avatar.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for being completely, totally wrong.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being completely, totally correct.

[Humin]

Banned for not repositioning your glasses on your avatar so she can see.

[Martin]

Banned because that made me laugh.

[J.C.]

Banned for laughing. We don't allow that here. Chuckling is ok though.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because chuckling is restricted to admins and moderators.

[Obsidian]

Banned because friendship is just smoke and mirrors.

[Humin]

Banned because you forgot the third one. Cupcakes.

[Obsidian]

Banned because your username reminds me of hymen

[Humin]

Banned because it has no reference to hymen, whatever that is.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because you just gave yourself away to being a little kid.

[J.C.]

Banned for being knowledgeable in the ways of the female body.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because that makes me sound like a pimp.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because I used to have a hymen, but I broke it.

[The Scoutman]

Banned because im the plumber, and im here to fix your hymen

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because that was a horrible, horrible joke. I'd have thought it was generated by North Korea's Public Humor Affairs office.

[J.C.]

Banned because that office no longer exists. It was closed down during the World War Z events, and now all of its employees are just mindless zombies, wandering the underground cities, waiting for the expeditionary force to enter the country and open the blast doors... so the nightmare can begin again.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because it wasn't ever confirmed that North Korea was infected, and they probably weren't because no infected would've managed to get into the bunker because they closed it down so early.